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How did you find out Santa wasn't real ?

  • 08-12-2009 11:17PM
    #1
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    My sister told me to go downstairs to catch my mam putting the presents under the tree because she had an arguement with her .


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  • #2
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Santa is real. He told me to tell you your avatar sucks.


  • #3
    Gonzovision
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gonzovision


    Don't take the p**S


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Just now :(


  • #5
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Was this incident the inspiration for your username OP?


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    We all know who's not getting any pressies this year.


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  • #7
    egan007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    He's not real?


    ......jasus nearly dropped my razor reading that


  • #8
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Santa is real. He told me to tell you your avatar sucks.
    Oh, Mr.Clever eh ;)


  • #9
    VinnyTGM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    Santa is real, you liar.


  • #10
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Quick mods please delete this before brummytom finds out.


  • #11
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Oh, Mr.Clever eh ;)

    He sees you when you're posting. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so turn off the high def porn.


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  • #12
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Santa not real . check your attic


  • #13
    Jemmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    But that old man told me he was santa, he had the beard...

    I sat on his knee, he said he had a present in his pocket for me! :eek:


  • #14
    I_Am_The_Walrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭I_Am_The_Walrus


    *Sob Sob* Don't tell lies!.... You'll be on the naughty list forever!


  • #15
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    .




    <
    See this, he is real!


  • #16
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    He sees you when you're posting. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so turn off the high def porn.
    As if I'm turning off a 40" HDTV cos you don't like A2M :P


  • #17
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    When I woke up one Christmas night and heard him sipping tea in the kitchen after laying out all the pressies. Except the "him" was my older brother. :(


  • #18
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Jesus told me at the Easter Bunny's annual Halloween Barbecue


  • #19
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    phasers wrote: »
    Jesus told me at the Easter Bunny's annual Halloween Barbecue
    So are you telling me Hallowe'en is fake too? D=


  • #20
    sarmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭sarmer


    I was in 3rd class and one of my friends told me that she had found all her santa presents in her house before christmas. I went home and confronted my mum and it all came out about santa, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny :(


  • #21
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I saw my dad bringing down all the presents from the attic :(


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  • #22
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    phasers wrote: »
    Jesus told me at the Easter Bunny's annual Halloween Barbecue


    Going by your location you might want to tell the pope who you met at the Barbecue


  • #23
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    So are you telling me Hallowe'en is fake too? D=
    No, that's when the easter bunny has a BBQ

    If you think the Easter bunny or Santa are fake then they obviously don't like you and you don't get invited to their parties


  • #24
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I was aged 7, it was the 27th December

    Me: "This Gameboy's rubbish"
    Mom: "Don't say that Tom, it cost a lot of money"
    Me: "Well you didn't buy it, Santa made it!!"
    Mom: "HE'S NOT REALLLLLLLL
    Me: /crying


  • #25
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    i thought about it


  • #26
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    I thought about it logically one day (helped that it was summer and miles away from that 'magical' Christmas time) and realised how messed up the concept was and started thinking about the implications of there being such a magical being that did all that stuff.

    It all started to seem really fecked up so I just bluntly asked my dad about it then and he told me the truth.

    I was 28.



    hehe nah I was 9 years old. I remember cause I've a little sister and keeping up the act meant I could still get presents each Christmas from "Santa" on top of the ones from my parents. Muhahahhahaa.

    If only more people thought about religion logically one day. Although I can't help but wonder if those at the top are a bit like me when I was 9, keeping up the act to reap the rewards. hmmmm....


  • #27
    builttospill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    Most Haunted wrote: »
    Santa not real . check your attic

    I did as you said but the only thing up there is the gimp and she already gave me my present.


  • #28
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    brummytom wrote: »
    I was aged 7, it was the 27th December

    Me: "This Gameboy's rubbish"
    Mom: "Don't say that Tom, it cost a lot of money"
    Me: "Well you didn't buy it, Santa made it!!"
    Mom: "HE'S NOT REALLLLLLLL
    Me: /crying


    Aw, that's nasty!

    I was 6. Older cousin was trying to make me cry:

    -Cousin: You know Santa's not real!
    -Me: Will I still get presents?
    --Idiot drops the ball right here--
    -Cousin: Uh, yeah, from your parents.
    -Me: Ok then. (Toddle off to play)


  • #29
    Fintomiginto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Fintomiginto


    Jemmy wrote: »
    But that old man told me he was santa, he had the beard...

    I sat on his knee, he said he had a present in his pocket for me! :eek:



    That wasnt a present in his pocket


  • #30
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    i found my presents figured it out from there


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  • #31
    MissIT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭MissIT


    My best friend found her presents so her mam told her the truth, then she told me :(.

    I let them think i still believed for another 4 years. That way i got presents off my mam, presents off my dad and presents off santa.. im an evil genius.


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