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  • #152
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    It's an idiot filter.
    Anyone who posts in this thread until 12 tonight will get permabanned from AH.

    By that logic you are also in that grouping now


  • #153
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Looks like rain Ted....


  • #154
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    allanb49 wrote: »
    By that logic you are also in that grouping now

    Thank christ.
    I'm free.


  • #155
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Thank christ.
    I'm free.



    Out of purgatory into....


  • #156
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Thank christ.
    I'm free.

    Can't say I'm free
    ...but given the right woman - I can be cheap enough! :D


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  • #157
    morninwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭morninwood


    poindexter wrote: »
    no need to reply, it's just a test


    thanks

    sorry for replying. i just couldn't help it :D


  • #158
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


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  • #159
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Thats pretty good!


  • #160
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭LD 50


    alright. Whats goin on in 'ere then.


  • #161
    kodute
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭kodute


    Its Christmas time in AH!!


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  • #162
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LD 50 wrote: »
    alright. Whats goin on in 'ere then.
    Buggered if I know! :(


  • #163
    gaz wac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    LD 50 wrote: »
    alright. Whats goin on in 'ere then.

    Dont really remember at this stage , OP was about to tell us about a test , then a couple of pussy's wandered in, then Batman was involved..all very confusing :confused:


  • #164
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭LD 50


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Thank christ.
    I'm free.
    Wait. What happens if you ban yourself? Does it create a blackhole like vortex which sucks the universe into nothingness.


  • #165
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Well this is such a brainstormer that I want to nominate it for thread of the day!


  • #166
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Wow. 11 pages of............................ absolutely nothing.

    If I was the OP, I'd be so proud.


  • #167
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,412 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    LD 50 wrote: »
    Wow. 11 pages of............................ absolutely nothing.

    If I was the OP, I'd be so proud.

    12 pages, and it's exactly like all the other threads in AH.


  • #168
    Elba101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    Yeah


  • #169
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    LD 50 wrote: »
    Wait. What happens if you ban yourself? Does it create a blackhole like vortex which sucks the universe into nothingness.

    Yup this actually the irish hadron collider test, out of the hundreds of stupid posts either 1 will be so stupid it will cause the universe to grind to a halt or 1 will be,so genius in wit and enlightentment our skin will melt from our faces and we'll die with a sense of euphoria while also taking out most of western europe and that dolphin in kerry making the world a better place


  • #170
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Stupidity, woe's anodyne,
    Be kind and comfort me in mine;
    Smooth out the furrows of my brow,
    Make me as carefree as a cow,
    Content to sleep and eat and drink
    And never think

    Stupidity, let me be blind
    To all the ills of humankind;
    Fill me with simple sentiment
    To walk the way my father went;
    School me to sweat with robot folk
    Beneath the yoke.

    Stupidity, keep in their place
    The moiling masses of my race,
    And bid the lowly multitude
    Be humble as a people should;
    Learn us with patient hearts, I pray,
    Lords to obey.

    Stupidity and Ignorance,
    Be you our buffers 'mid mischance;
    Endoctrine us to do your will,
    And other stupid people kill;
    Fool us with hope of Life to be,
    Great god to whom we bow the knee,
    -- STUPIDITY.

    Robert William Service


  • #171
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Balls!

    We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!


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  • #172
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

    So then who shaves the barber?

    He both can, and cannot shave himself, as if he shaves himself, then he cannot as he shaves no one other than those who do not shave themselves. But, he also cannot not shave himself as then he would have to shave himself as he shaves everyone who does not shave themselves.


  • #173
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

    So then who shaves the barber?

    He both can, and cannot shave himself, as if he shaves himself, then he cannot as he shaves no one other than those who do not shave themselves. But, he also cannot not shave himself as then he would have to shave himself as he shaves everyone who does not shave themselves.

    ...you know, I was just thinking the same thing myself.
    You took the words just right out of my mouth. :o

    Great minds think alike!
    ...but fools seldom differ :D


  • #174
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

    So then who shaves the barber?

    He both can, and cannot shave himself, as if he shaves himself, then he cannot as he shaves no one other than those who do not shave themselves. But, he also cannot not shave himself as then he would have to shave himself as he shaves everyone who does not shave themselves.
    Puzzles and Quizzes=====> thataway, man.:D


  • #175
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    Biggins wrote: »
    You took the words just right out of my mouth. :o

    along with some other substance ! :pac:



    grabs coat and runs for the hills ! :pac:


  • #176
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,412 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

    So then who shaves the barber?

    He both can, and cannot shave himself, as if he shaves himself, then he cannot as he shaves no one other than those who do not shave themselves. But, he also cannot not shave himself as then he would have to shave himself as he shaves everyone who does not shave themselves.

    He has a beard, or waxes?


  • #177
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    along with some other substance ! :pac:

    grabs coat and runs for the hills ! :pac:
    Gawd help the "Hills" then! What did they do for you to turn up at their door! :p


  • #178
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

    So then who shaves the barber?

    He both can, and cannot shave himself, as if he shaves himself, then he cannot as he shaves no one other than those who do not shave themselves. But, he also cannot not shave himself as then he would have to shave himself as he shaves everyone who does not shave themselves.
    Biggins wrote: »
    ...you know, I was just thinking the same thing myself.
    You took the words just right out of my mouth. :o

    Great minds think alike!
    ...but fools seldom differ :D
    artanevilla wrote: »
    He has a beard, or waxes?
    Ah lads. Try to keep it on topic...:rolleyes:


  • #179
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    Biggins wrote: »
    Gawd help the "Hills" then! What did they do for you to turn up at their door! :p

    hills have doors ? :confused:


  • #180
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    hills have doors ? :confused:

    Of course!
    They rose to the occasion. :D

    ...grabs own coat and leaves...


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  • #181
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,412 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Ah lads. Try to keep it on topic...:rolleyes:

    What is the topic exactly?


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