The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

Deki · 20-11-2009 02:08PM

unfortunately Ma ran out of cheese what with all the greedy little mouths to feed and the little ones cried so loudly it set off a new investigation into Ma's background.

CountingR · 20-11-2009 02:27PM

Fortunately, the ISPCM sent out a bumbling care worker to the house who, being a bumbler, failed to notice that the little mice had been maltreated. In his report he called ma's care 'exemplary'.

Deki · 20-11-2009 02:46PM

unfortunately on his way back in to file the case he was hit by a dump truck and now clings to life hooked up to all sort of life saving apparatus, a new investigator is on his way.

CountingR · 20-11-2009 02:59PM

Fortunately, the new inspector was a huge fan of 'Dirk the Movie Mouse.' Seeing a picture of him and ma on ma's wall, he completely forgot why he had come and sat cross-legged in front of the fire place while ma rocked back and forth in her wicker chair, telling him stories about Derek.

Deki · 20-11-2009 03:06PM

unfortunately Ma ran out of stories about Dirk and was soon making up lies that got more outrageous by the second, this caused even the new inspector, who was quite dense,to raise an eyebrow and become reminded of the task at hand.

CountingR · 20-11-2009 03:14PM

Fortunately, while Ma had been talking to the inspector the little mice seized their chance and escaped. They made a small sign from the cardboard on a corn flakes box that said 'hollywood' and began hitching their way across the world to see their estranged movie star father.

PFJSplitter · 20-11-2009 03:28PM

Unfortunately, a passing motorist misread their little sign and dropped them in "Bollywood"...

CountingR · 20-11-2009 03:31PM

Fortunately, in their time at mas the mice had become friendly with ma's indian takeaway delivery man Sanjee and had learnt enough Indian to get themselves by. They gave up on the idea of finding their father, and began to search for his Bollywood equivalant instead.

Deki · 20-11-2009 04:12PM

Unfortunately in the mean time they were all very hungry and had to get jobs as messenger service boys to make ends meet while they looked for a Bollywood Father figure.

CountingR · 20-11-2009 04:21PM

Fortunately, the smallest mouse was a huge Christie Hennessy fan and therefore he loved his job because he listened to Christie's song 'Messenger Boy' every day while he did his deliveries and imagined himself as the character in the song.

PFJSplitter · 20-11-2009 04:35PM

Unfortunately, the cat in the cradle, Jinxie, caught the small Christie Hennessy fan, Pixie, by the tail and declared his job over.

CountingR · 20-11-2009 04:42PM

Fortunately, the next song on little pixie's shuffled Ipod was The Spinner's 'Working my Way back to You Girl'. When he found himself inside the cat's stomach the song came on and motivated him to find his way thorugh the bowels and back out of the body.

(Pixie sings to himself)

I'll keep working my way back to you, babe
With a burning love inside
Hey, I'm working my way back to you, babe
And the happiness that died

I let it get away
Do-do, do-da, do
(Been paying every day)
Do-do, do-da, do

PFJSplitter · 20-11-2009 04:55PM

Unfortunately for Pixie, the timeworn tune distressed Jinxie's sensitive gut...

Deki · 20-11-2009 05:01PM

Fortunately for pixie when Jinxie's upset bowel delivered him with an explosive splat into renewed freedom, Jinxie was visiting a bouncey castle and so the small mouse was not killed by the force and shock.

PFJSplitter · 23-11-2009 10:42PM

Unfortunately, Pixie was rather ripe so she hopped onto Mutley's long mane and rode him bareback to the pond near the edge of night...

Deki · 24-11-2009 04:13AM

unfortunately the pond was infested with giant cat fish that wanted to make a meal of poor pixie

PFJSplitter · 24-11-2009 05:10AM

Fortunately, Pixie's bravado and derring-do let her jump straight into the pond of killer fish to rinse away all the shitzu goo...

Deki · 24-11-2009 05:52AM

unfortunately poor brave pixie nearly jumped straight into the mouth of a giant cat fish, as it was pixie had to hide behind some kudzu to get away

PFJSplitter · 24-11-2009 05:56AM

Fortunately, Pixie did not fall victim to the vine that ate the South of Bollywood...

Deki · 24-11-2009 06:21AM

unfortunately when poor pixie dragged himself from the water he had been abandoned by Muttley and faced a long walk home which seemed insurmountable due to his weary state

PFJSplitter · 24-11-2009 04:53PM

Fortunately, the weary Pixie used her many, emmm, talents, yes talents, to rock and roll herself straight away to Vegas.

Deki · 25-11-2009 04:00AM

Unfortunately once in Vegas poor pixie had no where to go and no money to gamble with and found himself lonely in a dark alley

PFJSplitter · 25-11-2009 05:12AM

Fortunately, Pixie found herself a stack of gambling chips, cashed them in at MGM, and was once again on her back, er, FEET, yeah that's it, feet in no time!

Deki · 25-11-2009 05:28AM

Unfortunately the chips Pixie "found" belonged to a very very bad guy who wanted them back and was willing to do, or have his "employees" do anything to get them back, as a matter of honor.

PFJSplitter · 25-11-2009 03:31PM

Fortunately, one of Pixie's johns, Gotti, made the very very bad guy an honorable offer he could nuh refuse...

Deki · 25-11-2009 03:58PM

unfortunately poor Pixie was trapped, she was in a repeat cycle and couldn't break away, when she was approached by the feds...

aaronjumper · 25-11-2009 04:00PM

Fortunately they offered to put her in witness
protection for her own safety.

Deki · 25-11-2009 04:06PM

Unfortunately she would be assigned the new name of Henrietta Pussycat, which made poor Pixie cringe

Cicero · 25-11-2009 08:53PM

Fortunately for Pixie, Henrietta Pussycat, as a name, was already taken but Pixie wasn't so she was allowed keep her original name, even though she was in witness protection, which should mean that she changes her name, but as it was seen as a kind of double bluff, l(ike who would not not change their name going into witness protection)...eh...yea...that's about it...Pixie is still pixie, ...oh sorry, but with a small "p" ..they insisted on making the p small

CountingR · 26-11-2009 06:38PM

Unfortunately, before she could enter the witness protection programme, Pixie was told that she would have to set up the very baddest of the very bad guys and incriminate him for the Feds. Pixie was nervous about having to wear a frickin wire.

The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

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