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How to become famous in Ireland!

  • 17-11-2009 07:24PM
    #1
    Micheal_UCD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭


    Without going on a mass killing spree what is the best way for someone who doesnt have any stand-out talents to gain fame. I'm not talking about being famous world-wide, just for example, the level of fame that Breffny now has in this country!!


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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Just be the guy wearing a bra in public

    also who is Breffny? He sounds like a tosser


  • #3
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Who's Breffny?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #4
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Kill a child? usually gets a bit of high profile meedja attention.*




    *don't do this


  • #5
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Who's Breffny? Is that not a place in Cavan


  • #6
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    what is Brefney?


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  • #7
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Someone with no talent? Collapse the financial system. Oh, too late. :(
    How about collapsing the private sector?


  • #8
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Brefney is a guy from this seasons apprentice. He was fired last night.

    He's popular because he's alright looking and is a bit of a charming dope.


  • #9
    JennyMaguire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭JennyMaguire


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Who's Breffny?

    The Breffmeister, Breffny Morgan


  • #10
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Micheal_UCD wrote: »
    the level of fame that Breffny now has in this country!!

    So famous that five of the above posters including me haven't a notion who or what Brefny is?


  • #11
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Collapse the private sector? Oh, too late. Fianna Fáil is on the job. :rolleyes:


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  • #12
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    One way is to never miss a chance to promote yourself and get your image out there.

    Here's my 1.5 nano-seconds of fame.



    I'm in here somewhere, and other places on boards.ie :P

    And my avatar!.


  • #13
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    AARRRGH wrote: »
    Brefney is a guy from this seasons apprentice. He was fired last night.

    He's popular because he's alright looking and is a bit of a charming dope.

    Breffny's a man??!:confused:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #14
    WeWillBeReborn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭WeWillBeReborn


    Go on X Factor and do the same thing as Jedward

    They have zero talent and everyone knows about them


  • #15
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Obviously being famous in Ireland is like not being famous at all.:eek:


  • #16
    niallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    Look weird and use bad grammar on The Frontline?


  • #17
    Dozen Wicked Words
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    kincsem wrote: »
    Collapse the private sector? Oh, too late. Fianna Fáil is on the job. :rolleyes:

    Post 7 was there for the editing for your spectacular gag.


  • #18
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Give Biffo a wedgey at the next Galway races


  • #19
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Micheal_UCD wrote: »
    Without going on a mass killing spree what is the best way for someone who doesnt have any stand-out talents to gain fame. I'm not talking about being famous world-wide, just for example, the level of fame that Breffny now has in this country!!

    Step 1. Spunk into hand.

    Step 2. Run hand through hair in an upwards motion.

    Step 3. Practice speaking in fake American accent.

    Step 4. Enter X factor.


  • #20
    drdeadlift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    WeWillBeReborn wrote: »
    Go on X Factor and do the same thing as Jedward

    They have zero talent and everyone knows about them

    i hate them little gimps


  • #21
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    im in the north county leader - am i famous now:confused::D


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  • #22
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,659 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    toil in obscurity for a while then o.d. and everyone will make a song and dance about it.:eek:


  • #23
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    kincsem wrote: »
    Someone with no talent? Collapse the financial system. Oh, too late. :(
    How about collapsing the private sector?

    I think someone crashed the private sector to!


  • #24
    derfderf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Start pickin ken instead of ryu.....if ya know what i mean.


  • #25
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,882 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Throw a few kids in front of trains, seems to be a big hit these days!


  • #26
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Most Haunted wrote: »
    Give Biffo a wedgey at the next Galway races

    Urgghhh, fat arse cnut.
    I'd probably end up wedged in his fat hole myself.


  • #27
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    niallon wrote: »
    Look weird and use bad grammar on The Frontline?

    That was gonna be my suggestion too.
    Everyone knew that guy within a few days.

    Sorry, still don't know who this Breffni character is...not that I give a f*ck...


  • #28
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Micheal_UCD wrote: »
    what is the best way for someone who doesnt have any stand-out talents to gain fame

    Shout at Pat Kenny.
    Doesn't matter if you're evidently a nut bag wearing an Hawaiian shirt in winter in Ireland.
    Notorious fame awaits.


  • #29
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Stand around the top of Grafton St and Temple Bar shouting at people.

    RTE will give you your own show eventually.


  • #30
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    drdeadlift wrote: »
    i hate them little gimps

    You know their names though.

    I'd love to know who started this Jedward, Tomkat, Brangelina, Subo etc etc etc shoite. It does my fcuking head in.

    Yours,

    Mikigo.


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  • #31
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Get naked in front of a irish monument.

    <edit>oh and take photos and post them online:-)


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