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  • #932
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    no! it's time for wakey wakey!


    Does the sun shine more on Sunday?


  • #933
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    only between 9.30 and 12,


    do you lick the lid???


  • #934
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No, I eat it! ;)

    do you eat everything on the plate?


  • #935
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    i even eat the plate..

    Where did all the Anthrax go?


  • #936
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Did you look in your boxers????


    Why are winds allowed the break the speed limits???


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  • #937
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    because they're daycent

    What about the children?


  • #938
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    they're in the bath!

    what about having clean fun


  • #939
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    that washed out.

    Who's rowing the boat?


  • #940
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    The rower is.... Boom Boom

    Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?


  • #941
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    he wanted to get down to earth

    Who took my drink?


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  • #942
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    He couldn't bear the eucalyptus

    What's that hanging outside the window?


  • #943
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Must have been the bear

    How do you stone the crows?


  • #944
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    With a toddler of course.

    Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree?


  • #945
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    The crows pushed him

    How do you potter about?


  • #946
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    With crockery of course....

    Why did the tree fall down?


  • #947
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    Probably surfing the 'ol internet.

    What was Heimlick really doing behind the woman, when he discovered his manoeuvre?


  • #948
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    He was studying giraffe and lion bone structure

    Why did the fat man fall into the river?


  • #949
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    His leg fell off.

    Why did the skinny man fall into the river?


  • #950
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fat man was lonely?

    What's green?


  • #951
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Soylent

    What's blue?


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  • #952
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    bluebird of happiness?

    which way did they go?


  • #953
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    into the strange out of our depth

    chicken or egg?


  • #954
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    egg...no chicken...agh?! (hi Matt:))

    Toilet paper roll over or under?


  • #955
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Between - always between

    Where's the beef?


  • #956
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    still on his legs

    How long does it take for ice to freeze?


  • #957
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Frosty? Sex Ed question fer ya.........

    How do flies bite with no teeth?


  • #958
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    gummy nipples

    green or blue?


  • #959
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    blue

    coke or rum?


  • #960
    RunHomerRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭RunHomerRun


    coke

    sand or grass?


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  • #961
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sand

    Now or later?


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