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Darts, in general....

  • 14-11-2009 06:57PM
    #1
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 258 ✭✭


    Im thinking of going to a darts match. It looks like a blast.
    However, Im young and vunerable.
    Some of those dart-women look pretty scary. What with their tatoo's of the graves of their ex-lover's and what not.
    Should I bring pepper-spray just in case?


Comments

  • #2
    Devastator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭Devastator


    Pollythene Pam wrote: »
    Im thinking of going to a darts match. It looks like a blast.
    However, Im young and vunerable.
    Some of those dart-women look pretty scary. What with their tatoo's of the graves of their ex-lover's and what not.
    Should I bring pepper-spray just in case?


    I think you should use that pepper spray on yourself cos I smell a pish taker


  • #3
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 258 ✭✭Pollythene Pam


    Devastator wrote: »
    I think you should use that pepper spray on yourself cos I smell a pish taker

    Me?
    A pish taker.
    I never took anyone's piss, despite the allegations of the DPP.
    Im innocent I tell you!!!!!


  • #4
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 258 ✭✭Pollythene Pam


    Maybe I should get a tatoo myself.
    I was thinking of a lifesize portrait of Oscar Wilde, would the dart patrons appreciate it do ye think????


  • #5
    Devastator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭Devastator


    *yawn*

    :rolleyes:


  • #6
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    A troll if I ever know one!

    Be expelled!


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  • #7
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 258 ✭✭Pollythene Pam


    I am not a troll.
    Maybe a banshee, but thats about it.
    Or possibly a wizzard of some kind.
    Im gone.........
    No....wait.....now Im gone.....


  • #8
    ratinakeg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭ratinakeg


    Pollythene Pam wrote: »
    I am not a troll.
    Maybe a banshee, but thats about it.
    Or possibly a wizzard of some kind.
    Im gone.........
    No....wait.....now Im gone.....

    Beat it!

    What's the point in the crap you are typing:confused::mad:


  • #9
    diversinc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭diversinc


    darters smell fear... look jus go enjoy some darts.. keep the pepper spray for the trip home...


  • #10
    Kingp35
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,411 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kingp35


    Pollythene Pam wrote: »
    Im thinking of going to a darts match. It looks like a blast.
    However, Im young and vunerable.
    Some of those dart-women look pretty scary. What with their tatoo's of the graves of their ex-lover's and what not.
    Should I bring pepper-spray just in case?

    Troll.

    Banned.


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