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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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  • #902
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Why don't the jolly giant push the luas with his hand?

    The jolly giant feels that the luas should really have given him a selection box or a cheese board after the last time he pushed it along and now feels that his special push will go both unappreciated and unrewarded. Perhaps in the near future the two will reconcile but for now both are reticent to engage in constructive debate.

    I have always wondered why the street curbs are roughly the same height? Why didn't I have a say as to what height and shape the curbs are outside my own house?


  • #903
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They want to curb your enthusiasm.

    Why can't you lift up a pavement to sweep the rubbish under it.


  • #904
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Cause your too puny.


    How many squares make a square thats square enough to be called a squre?


  • #905
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,022 ✭✭✭uch


    Giant Japanese Sea squid



    Where did Bosco retire to ?

    21/25



  • #906
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    He is my man servant.


    do you close up or down?


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  • #907
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sideways i think

    is it time yet?


  • #908
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    to hammer....yes!


    who will stop me!


  • #909
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no one!

    onward or upward?


  • #910
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    Seven

    Where DID all the ketchup go?


  • #911
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ceiling?

    Why's it soooo sloooow ?


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  • #912
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    BIRDS!!

    why is the coffin on the kitchen table?


  • #913
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    It just looked good!


    why does real have to be real?


  • #914
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    use the spare tyre.

    where did who get what from which place?


  • #915
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Maybe!


    How many brown cows do you need to make a yellow?


  • #916
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    two and a half

    how does the turkey go?


  • #917
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Depends on how much petrol you put in it!

    Can a chicken fix a light switch


  • #918
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Not without the proper training

    What do you call an angry gorilla?


  • #919
    Green Giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    live and a bit dangerous

    Should buying car insurance be illegal?


  • #920
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    the ad's should be!!!


    why do i make the best coffee in ireland!!!


  • #921
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Because everyone else drinks tea

    how do you calm an angry cow?


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  • #922
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    lullabye and stroke her temples?

    Why don't cats do bird imitations?


  • #923
    spoutwell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭spoutwell


    Their wing-span is different.

    How do you teach an old dog new tricks?


  • #924
    Slow Show
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    Give it a magic set [low, I know but nothing better comes to mind]

    why is the sky blue?


  • #925
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    because it's to match my eyes

    Why don't we have wings?


  • #926
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Amphetamines


    Who knows how to drive?


  • #927
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    depends on what you want driven

    Where is the way out?


  • #928
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Good question!

    Where IS the way out?


  • #929
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Eyes Wide Shut!

    Who does their own stunts, really?


    [Kits - a bunch of nails...]


  • #930
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I think there's only an "IN" and a "IN DEEPER"

    Should I bother to check my Mega Millions tickets?


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  • #931
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    if you don't, they're will be a charge


    time for night night?


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