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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

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  • #182
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately one of the first things the master carpenter built was a large boat that he used to sail away in search of "adventures"


  • #183
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, the bevy of scantily clad female surface dwellers, who were superior carpenters, enjoyed getting hammered and nailing their boy toy Free Masons.


  • #184
    komodosp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Unfortunately one of the Carpenters went on to form an easy-listening "rock and roll" combo with her brother


  • #185
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Fortunately, en route to their first meeting with a huge record label, they were abducted by the ass monsters of Jupiter.


  • #186
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they never made it to the meeting with the huge record label, thus the world mourns the loss of the combo, but the monsters of Jupiter are well pleased.


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  • #187
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, the ass monsters of Jupiter own the record label and are, at this moment, getting nailed by the bevy of scantily clad female carpenters and the rock and roll combo.


  • #188
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately the monsters of Jupiter are great liars and the promised signing and world tour are only bait to get what they want .


  • #189
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fortunately, the ass monsters of Jupiter distributed all of their "Watchtower" propaganda and are leaving in the morning for the Amway Convention in Reno Rock.


  • #190
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Unfortunately, their close friend PFJsplitter was committed on account of an unhealthy obsession with nailing and hammering


  • #191
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately Splitter was released as this is considered quite the norm in the area in which he lives, but he has been forced to pick up all the "watchtower" booklets and bring them in for recycling.


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  • #192
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, the recycling plant was destroyed by the thermonuclear blast.


  • #193
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately there is another one only 500 miles away and Splitter has hired a large dump truck to enable him to fulfil the court ordered recycling


  • #194
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Unfortunately, the dump truck was filled with Amway products.


  • #195
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately he drove them to a local flea market and although he sold them at a loss, it emptied out his dump truck.


  • #196
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Unfortunately, he also emptied the engine out too and was consequently stranded at the dump.


  • #197
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately for Splitter the bevy of scantily clad female carpenters were just then driving by and offered him a lift.


  • #198
    useurename
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭useurename


    unfortunately on closer inspection the bikini clad carpenters had male geitalia


  • #199
    Fintomiginto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Fintomiginto


    Fortunately they had a Brazilian beforehand


  • #200
    fifth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭fifth


    Unfortunately by 'Brazilian' they weren't referring to a wax, they were cannibals


  • #201
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Fortunatley they had no teeth with which
    to bite . . .


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  • #202
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Unfortunately they liquidized food


  • #203
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Unfortunately there was a power cut, so everything had extra lumpy things floating around in it!


  • #204
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    Fortunately they could slurp it up with straws


  • #205
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Unfortunately them flippin lumpy bits just kept getting in the way!


  • #206
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately they had a strainer and got out the lumpy bits


  • #207
    joes girls
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    Unfortunately it had rusted from years of neglect, and now just had a big hole instead of loads of little ones!


  • #208
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately they had a built a large fire and boiled everything down to a pastey goo


  • #209
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    unfortunately as the goo cooled down the lumpy things returned............long live the lump!


  • #210
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately they were all given false teeth whittled out of the finest pine so they were able to chew up trhe lumps


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  • #211
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Unfortunately pine attracts lumpys, and lumpys dissolve the pine............lumpys win again!


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