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joes girls · 19-10-2009 12:28PM

im sure >>>> might have them!

Why does sun lotion smell nice???

one2one · 19-10-2009 12:29PM

Because its Cream.

When is Tom coming to collect the kids?

joes girls · 19-10-2009 12:34PM

Did no-one tell you, Tom is dead!!!

Why wont someone think of the kids???

staker · 19-10-2009 05:33PM

they're all out looking for mushrooms

why is it easier for a baby to get into a woman than out?

joes girls · 19-10-2009 05:41PM

cause its always harder to get out of things!

why im i here???

Toasty113 · 19-10-2009 05:43PM

Insert Chaos Theory here

Whats the word on the street

Longboard · 19-10-2009 05:46PM

"Ice Ice baby"

Who took my pants?

joes girls · 19-10-2009 05:49PM

here you can have it back, was not really worth it!

where are all the men gone:)

Toasty113 · 19-10-2009 05:51PM

Checks crotch 'well im still here'
Whats 2+3

Longboard · 19-10-2009 05:54PM

The number of toes i'm missing.

Seriously, who took my pants?

PFJSplitter · 19-10-2009 05:55PM

The Green Eyed Lady

Where have all the flowers gone?

Fago! · 19-10-2009 06:33PM

In my DIY salad.

How many blades of grass are there?

Red Hand · 19-10-2009 07:56PM

You're trying to catch me out! Grass don't come in blades, it comes in swards!

Just how flexible are cats?

Deki · 19-10-2009 09:34PM

just like bendy straws

If I concentrate really hard can I make it happen?

Toasty113 · 19-10-2009 10:05PM

No but your brain just might pop out of your head and then you wont have to worry about anything anymore.
Do i or dont i

Deki · 19-10-2009 10:24PM

you do.

is the coast clear?

joes girls · 19-10-2009 11:18PM

nope,

who is coming???

Deki · 19-10-2009 11:51PM

Big Bad John

You know him?

joes girls · 19-10-2009 11:59PM

yep his boyfriend is small happy bob!!!

why the box???

Deki · 20-10-2009 01:59AM

to jump out of

what are the "good things" in life?

joes girls · 20-10-2009 08:08AM

Same as the bad, but better!

What will it be, toasty???

Fago! · 20-10-2009 06:51PM

Apple0tine. Easy on the Tini... ...and the apple. Just gimme a glass of air. I'm Fago not toasty.

Why is gullable not in the dictionary?*

*It's happening.

joes girls · 20-10-2009 06:59PM

cause it gulbbled it up???

who robbed my lunch money???

staker · 20-10-2009 07:11PM

wasn't me, i didn't touch it

will the pool win?

joes girls · 20-10-2009 07:17PM

no, its covered down for the winter!!!

Great care has been taken to remove all the bones from the chicken, some may remain. Why???

staker · 20-10-2009 07:23PM

they gotta be handed over to rover for canine research

where does the weather live?

Deki · 20-10-2009 07:23PM

cause they tell fibs

Why isn't it blue?

joes girls · 20-10-2009 07:38PM

weather lives half a mile down from here, do you want her???

cause she likes red!!!

who is big smoky????

staker · 20-10-2009 07:42PM

big smoky is the man wot shot JR

why isn't yorkie bar for girls?

Deki · 20-10-2009 07:43PM

names joe

do dandelions roar

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