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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

paul larry · 2009-09-09 03:53:11

Ok, I'm gonna post a stupid question, the next person down must post a stupid, yet relevent answer, followed by another question, which doesnt necessarily have to be totally relevant!!!:D Ok, here goes!!!! Why did my beard fall out???

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#602 18-10-2009 01:46AM

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Deki wrote: »

watch out Matt! I think he has a plan of his own:eek:

How strange are your ways du?:pac:

I'm taking the fifth(even though it is not in Irish Law)

Want to know more????? Then it,s PM,s and Credit cards as ya well know:pac::pac:

Why do people always eat my cake at partys?

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#603 18-10-2009 01:51AM

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they see models eating it

can screen size can be returned to the server
and image sizing rendered to fit?

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#604 18-10-2009 01:57AM

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Deki wrote: »

What's your idea of perfect?

The Perfect Woman?

Some mandogs refer to the following:
http://www.toilette-humor.com/images/male_humor/perfect_woman.jpg

:rolleyes:

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#605 18-10-2009 01:59AM

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Matt Holck wrote: »

they see models eating it

can screen size can be returned to the server
and image sizing rendered to fit?

In my new job as Mod here I have moved this to computers.

Can i get my laptop to work if i tap into the main powerline on our steet?

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#606 18-10-2009 02:02AM

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PFJSplitter wrote: »

The Perfect Woman?

Some mandogs refer to the following:
http://www.toilette-humor.com/images/male_humor/perfect_woman.jpg

:rolleyes:

Lol PJF thats a photo of You?Right:D

Or is that a stupid question?:)

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#607 18-10-2009 02:02AM

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It should make it light up!

Can you see the summer triangle in Ireland?

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#608 18-10-2009 02:07AM

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ynotdu wrote: »

Lol PJF thats a photo of You?Right:D

Or is that a stupid question?:)

Ahhhh, a few critical appendages are missing for that photo to be moi. :rolleyes:

Summer Triangle looks great from a dark Irish countryside.

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#609 18-10-2009 09:47AM

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Do they???

Does my toes have souls???

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#610 18-10-2009 01:57PM

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think they're appendages of the original

why do we have toes?

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#611 18-10-2009 11:39PM

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To hide the jam

Why do men have nipples?

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#612 18-10-2009 11:50PM

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somewhere to put the rings?

Why do some men have hairy chests and others don't?

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#613 18-10-2009 11:51PM

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Because God has some wierd kinks and fixations.

Who could be knocking on my door at this hour?

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#614 18-10-2009 11:56PM

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*runs away*

why has your door got teeth

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#615 19-10-2009 12:08AM

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Postmen are tasty.

What makes the steps in an elevator go?

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#616 19-10-2009 12:10AM

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Precisely 3.49am

Why can't I type today?

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#617 19-10-2009 12:22AM

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Taiping is a town in China.

why is this text black

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#618 19-10-2009 03:45AM

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Because black looks good

who is the greatest

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#619 19-10-2009 09:23AM

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Fago_25!

Why?

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#620 19-10-2009 09:27AM

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cause he looks cool in that hat!!!

why is sad, sad???

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#621 19-10-2009 09:30AM

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because it broke up with his girlfriend.

Who are you?

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#622 19-10-2009 09:37AM

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sads ex girlfriend!

why does morning come???

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#623 19-10-2009 09:46AM

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You rub anything really hard enough, it'll come.....

...sorry I meant Call.... and Loud.

Why are these the only people on TCN right now?:
Fago_25, dwayman, joes girls, CDfm

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#624 19-10-2009 09:57AM

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cause a threesome is boring, one extra is always good!

why have i no smokes!!!

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#625 19-10-2009 10:02AM

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because smoking is bad for you and only gobsh1tes do it and you're too smart for that

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#626 19-10-2009 10:26AM

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No question to answer.

So I'll add a random answer.

The Battle of hasting....

Who let the dogs out?

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#627 19-10-2009 10:33AM

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who you callin a dog!

whats that colour for!!!

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#628 19-10-2009 10:47AM

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That's not correct grammar.

It's:

Whats that colour for???

It's beginning to feel alot like????

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#629 19-10-2009 11:11AM

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Mashed potatoes

Whats that on your finger?

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#630 19-10-2009 01:21PM

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I dont know, get it off!!!

What does ???? feel like???

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#631 19-10-2009 01:24PM

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not so good as !!!!

Where can I get one?

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