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wellboss. · 11-10-2009 07:41PM #1

YA just wonderin whats the standard of women like in ucc?;)

Byron85 · 11-10-2009 07:47PM

wellboss. wrote: »

YA just wonderin whats the standard of women like in ucc?;)

Stay away from the "natives". They seem to have an obsession with ugg boots and general twattery.

Foreign Women > Irish women.

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Nova_era · 11-10-2009 07:49PM

+1 to the above, the only hot girls in UCC are the ones who are not Irish. They seem to be able to survive without the Irish girls staple diet of makeup and ugg boots.

captainspeckle · 11-10-2009 10:57PM

not all irish girls wear ugg boots. just so ye know.

Nova_era · 11-10-2009 11:13PM

There's exceptions to every rule, of course. However, if there is a uniform code for female UCC students, it would appear that UGG boots are top of the list.

orangetictac · 11-10-2009 11:26PM

Nova_era wrote: »

There's exceptions to every rule, of course. However, if there is a uniform code for female UCC students, it would appear that UGG boots are top of the list.

It could be worse

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

They do look comfy tho..:o

deisedude · 11-10-2009 11:31PM

Nova_era wrote: »

+1 to the above, the only hot girls in UCC are the ones who are not Irish. They seem to be able to survive without the Irish girls staple diet of makeup and ugg boots.

O ya those headscarves do it for me everytime;)

Jeebus · 12-10-2009 12:03AM

Me feckin' girlfriend got hit on by 3 guys, 3 separate occasions yesterday alone. It was blatant and all.

</sidenote>

Leopardi · 12-10-2009 08:39AM

Nova_era wrote: »

+1 to the above, the only hot girls in UCC are the ones who are not Irish. They seem to be able to survive without the Irish girls staple diet of makeup and ugg boots.

Are those habits combined with the nauseating repetition of the word 'like' in every sentence, however short? TCD's campus is infested with such specimens.

PhatPiggins · 12-10-2009 10:46AM

Jeebus wrote: »

Me feckin' girlfriend got hit on by 3 guys, 3 separate occasions yesterday alone. It was blatant and all.

</sidenote>

Which one did see go home with?

Aodan83 · 12-10-2009 12:35PM

Leopardi wrote: »

Are those habits combined with the nauseating repetition of the word 'like' in every sentence, however short? TCD's campus is infested with such specimens.

The "like" thing is fairly common in Cork anyway. You won't be able to tell the knacks, the normal people and the posh twats apart on that basis alone. Although, I suppose the posh twats do put more of an emphasis on it...

Leopardi · 12-10-2009 12:48PM

Aodan83 wrote: »

The "like" thing is fairly common in Cork anyway. You won't be able to tell the knacks, the normal people and the posh twats apart on that basis alone. Although, I suppose the posh twats do put more of an emphasis on it...

Yes, I know what you mean, but there is a distinction. A native of Cork will often append the word 'like' to the end of a sentence - i.e. 'Do you know like?' That is tolerable! What I find irritating is the following type of sentence:

'I was like out last night and John was like 'I'm surprised to see you out.' So I was like 'Why do you say that? It's not like I'm a good student. So he was like okaaaaaaaaaaay and I was like 'Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd like why do you think I wouldn't be out?' So Lisa was like 'okaaaaaaaay guys like isn't it like time to leave?' It was like sooooooooooooooo weird like to think that he was making like, assumptions about me, so I was like I'll avoid him in future becasue like his friends are like always there and like it's soooooooo cringeworthy to be, like, questioned in that way.'

Nova_era · 12-10-2009 03:39PM

You've like just basically described the conversation between said "girls" which takes place during each 9am lecture. Like.

Walking into college today, I just noticed them again and again, wherever I look.

My German lecturer last year said something quite funny on the topic. She was teaching over in Texas for a semester, and during one lunch break sat out on campus watching all the students go by. Observing the girls walking past, it dawned on her that this was the look that Irish girls were trying, and failing to achieve. The whole preppy college girl is fine when you're in America and can sit out on the grass showering in sunlight after each class, but when you see girls with their hair done up, running through the rain trying to shield their Ralph Lauren pullovers, one cannot help but despair.

titan18 · 12-10-2009 04:08PM

It's more loike than like btw.

PhatPiggins · 12-10-2009 04:16PM

Nova_era wrote: »

+1 to the above, the only hot girls in UCC are the ones who are not Irish. They seem to be able to survive without the Irish girls staple diet of makeup and ugg boots.

Gentlemen you've got to think of the positivies. You pick up UCC girl who is layered in makeup and wearing the latest Ugg's. Take her home, romance her and so on.

In the morning she will have scrapped it all off, you wont recognise her, repeat last nights festivities. For all intensive purposes you'll have scored two different girls in an eight hour period. You are offically a legend.

The flip side is, she wakes up takes one look at your dodgy bulb and decides to scarper. Now thanks to her sheepskin fleece lined Ugg's cushioning her every step, she leaves without waking you. You sleep like a log and awake with a smile on your face.

Carlsberg dont do one night stands but if they did.......

Nova_era · 12-10-2009 05:26PM

It's all good in theory yes, but you'd never get the makeup off your pillow covers.

Unless you do her on a hard floor, such as wood or tiles. Doing it an a laminated surface such as a kitchen worktop could also work.

And if you ever do bring one of these "girls" home, remember to lock the fridge.

TanG411 · 12-10-2009 07:10PM

Ah not all Irish UCC girls are decked out with make-up. There's some pretty good ones running around that don't seem to wear a lot. :P

PhatPiggins · 12-10-2009 09:03PM

Nova_era wrote: »

It's all good in theory yes, but you'd never get the makeup off your pillow covers.

Unless you do her on a hard floor, such as wood or tiles. Doing it an a laminated surface such as a kitchen worktop could also work.

And if you ever do bring one of these "girls" home, remember to lock the fridge.

How about plastic sheets and bed clothes?

Screams serial killer a bit though

deisedude · 12-10-2009 09:21PM

Jeebus wrote: »

Me feckin' girlfriend got hit on by 3 guys, 3 separate occasions yesterday alone. It was blatant and all.

</sidenote>

I get ya, your jealous your not getting any attention.

How you doing? (in best Joey from Friends impression):p

TanG411 · 12-10-2009 09:35PM

deisedude wrote: »

How you doing? (in best Joey from Friends impression):p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0

eZe^ · 12-10-2009 10:48PM

I don't care what anyone says, the standard of women in UCC this year had increased quite substantially to that of the past two years. There are alot of pretty women around, you just have to get over the whole 'everyone dresses like a clone' thing, they have that everywhere, it's just Ireland has decided to latch onto the Abercrombie and Fitch + Uggs fad.

liberal · 12-10-2009 11:40PM

If you have a problem with the talent in UCC I suggest you start thinking about how you'll tell your parents that you're a homosexual

KokaNoodles · 12-10-2009 11:45PM

Jeebus wrote: »

Me feckin' girlfriend got hit on by 3 guys, 3 separate occasions yesterday alone. It was blatant and all.

</sidenote>

Yeah... my bad! But in my defence she was leading me on.:o

Nova_era · 12-10-2009 11:50PM

Larkin91 wrote: »

Ah not all Irish UCC girls are decked out with make-up. There's some pretty good ones running around that don't seem to wear a lot. :P

Yeah I agree, they're called "Germans".

If you have a problem with the talent in UCC I suggest you start thinking about how you'll tell your parents that you're a homosexual

I'd rather tell my parents that I'm homosexual than tell them I'm hanging out with a walking make-up shop.

liberal · 13-10-2009 12:07AM

Nova_era wrote: »

I'd rather tell my parents that I'm homosexual than tell them I'm hanging out with a walking make-up shop.

I'm going to safely presume your a closet case, and likely a student union type (the worst of all types)

Byron85 · 13-10-2009 12:09AM

Nova_era wrote: »

Yeah I agree, they're called "Germans".

I'd rather tell my parents that I'm homosexual than tell them I'm hanging out with a walking make-up shop.

:D Nice.

Byron85 · 13-10-2009 12:10AM

liberal wrote: »

I'm going to safely presume your a closet case, and likely a student union type (the worst of all types)

You;d assume wrong. Continue assuming though. It'll be fun to see you be completely wrong again. :cool:

Nova_era · 13-10-2009 12:18AM

liberal wrote: »

I'm going to safely presume your a closet case, and likely a student union type (the worst of all types)

The only time I'm in the closet is when there's nowhere else to run away from the potentially fatal toxic effects of an Irish girl.

I walked past the Students Union building today, does that make me a Student Union type? If so, then I am guilty as charged.

ReacherCreature · 13-10-2009 12:40AM

wellboss. wrote: »

YA just wonderin whats the standard of women like in ucc?;)

Rides.

Nova_era · 13-10-2009 12:41AM

My bike is a better ride than any of those harlots.

turgon · 13-10-2009 12:07PM

Simply out of curiosity, are the UCC girls good for one night stands?

Genuinely curious.

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