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Deki · 21-09-2009 07:09PM

whistling right thru my ears

is my computer possessed

Thomas828 · 21-09-2009 08:25PM

No, your computer is only pretending to be possessed. One good whack with a cricket bat will stop its nonsense. - If seven maids with seven mops swept Belfast for half a year, do you suppose they could get stormont clear?

staker · 22-09-2009 10:25PM

there's a cure for that, not to worry

why does the dog always shiite where i'm going to walk?

Deki · 22-09-2009 10:35PM

He wants you to quit stalking him

What took a bite out of my front porch?

staker · 22-09-2009 10:38PM

it's ok, whatever goes in must come out-check your back porch in the morning

will tomorrow ever come?

Deki · 22-09-2009 10:48PM

no. live for today!

is the moon made of cheese?

kwalshe · 22-09-2009 10:53PM

no its made of smeg

Does my bum look big in this clown costume?

Deki · 22-09-2009 10:56PM

sorry if that's not the look you're going for, but yes, yes it does

are you one of the phantom clowns?

22-09-2009 11:09PM

No, Im Mary Harney.

Don't you hate pants?

joes girls · 23-09-2009 10:05AM

nope i love good pants.....

what's this pocket for???

Deki · 23-09-2009 11:11PM

it's just for looks makes things look smaller

What's the plan?

staker · 23-09-2009 11:39PM

attack is the best form of offence

is the top rung really the bottom rung?

Deki · 23-09-2009 11:50PM

when the little man climbs to the top he falls right off and has to start over- so yes you are right it is

is speed a necessity in life?

staker · 24-09-2009 12:01AM

depends on the inclination, a gradient of less than one a day constitutes necessity

will they find osama?

Deki · 24-09-2009 12:06AM

he'll be found living in Ohio supported by supplemental security income and selling bootleg films under the counter.

Will there be life on earth after 2012?

Thomas828 · 25-09-2009 12:47AM

2012 will be the apocalypse!!! Read all the posts on the Conspiracy Theories forum. They're all true, every last one! THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT WILL COME!!! ... er, right. Why are number plates on cars white with black letters?

Deki · 25-09-2009 12:52AM

They aren't ours are white with red numbers

Why do men's jackets button on the wrong side?

Matt Holck · 25-09-2009 08:32AM

because they aren't reversible

how long has this been going on?

Deki · 25-09-2009 11:25AM

it exists outside of time so it's hard to tell

have you been paying attention?

homah_7ft · 26-09-2009 01:55AM

It was the boy beside me sir.

If I have 16 apples and I give Timmy 7 apples then what is my mistake?

Deki · 26-09-2009 01:58AM

Letting Timmy know you have apples?

What is the least amount of sleep you can get in a night?

joes girls · 26-09-2009 04:02AM

every time you blink its a mini sleep....

where has the love gone???

Deki · 26-09-2009 04:04AM

stll love abounds- just went underground in self defense

Why am i not sleepy?

joes girls · 26-09-2009 04:11AM

cause your just not....

do i like prawns???

Deki · 26-09-2009 04:14AM

Yes you wish they'd come for you instead of koth

What do the prawns really want?

joes girls · 26-09-2009 04:21AM

cat food!!!

will i see home again???

Deki · 26-09-2009 05:14AM

certainly although home is where the heart is

who invented pancakes

James T Kirk · 26-09-2009 05:21AM

I did...

Why did I invent them? And for whom? (bonus point). :cool:

Deki · 26-09-2009 05:28AM

you were very hungry and had run out of tuna so you invented them for you

Why did you not market them as "breakfast saucers" ?

James T Kirk · 26-09-2009 07:04AM

Cos I was stoopid, that's why! They sure was tasty though... :cool:

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