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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,683 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    The jam would spill.

    Why did J. R. "Bob" Dobbs fake his own assassination?

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,098 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    to get a monkey off his back

    why don't we have pet monkeys instead of pet dogs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    because they pee while swinging out of the lights!!!


    how come curly cabbage is not curly???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Because Larry and Mo would have no one to fight with.

    When will I, will I be famous?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,098 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    when youre 7ft under

    who is talking outside my house


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    crap did you really hear me!!!


    why is the stuffing gone out of my ragamuffin???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Because you ate the pumpkin seed before St. Swithin's day.


    How does a picture work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    its all in the frame!!!


    whats pink and white and has blue spots all over???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    A brown dog of course.


    Why does the letter P appear in this sentence?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    that thing climbing on your shoulder.

    why does rain fall?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Gravity (this is easy). :pac:

    Why is 'is' spelt like it is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    because i and s goes good together!!!


    when the big bang happened, why did i not hear it???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    just

    If I stick pencils in my eyes and there's nobody there to see it, do I make a sound?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    yes cause nothing makes as much noise as a man in pain!!!


    Why is it, that way???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Because you havnt taken your happy pills!

    How long has it been?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    About 4 score and 7 years too long.

    If a tree falls in the woods, and there's nobody there, do the other trees laugh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    yep likes they always do.......


    how comes its always greener on the other side???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    that's the part over the septic tank

    Why do birds sing in the morning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Cos they are still pissed from the night before.

    Who let the cat out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    It must have been the dog- it sure wasn't me

    Is my breakfast cereal trying to communicate with me? ...snap...crackel...POP!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    its saying dont eat me....please!!!


    why did it just pop, when i snapped at the crackels....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    because the milk was bursting

    Why was the bowl empty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Because you never filled it you s'wit!

    Why is it so hard?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    it dried out

    could you avoid heckling if you have nothing to add?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no

    why am i drifting?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause the sea is choppy


    what is i going to do now???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    daily meditation in relaxing bubble bath


    where is the mothman?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 531 ✭✭✭Sarah**


    On holiday in the carribean with Mothwoman....

    why are pizza's round and the boxes square?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Because baby jebus loved the square!

    Will i ever be allowed back on after hours? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    If you find 7 puppies in 7 boxes and eat a 99.

    Is the wind blowing right this second?


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