Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Hermy · 19-09-2009 01:09AM

The jam would spill.

Why did J. R. "Bob" Dobbs fake his own assassination?

Ghost Train · 19-09-2009 01:16AM

to get a monkey off his back

why don't we have pet monkeys instead of pet dogs

joes girls · 19-09-2009 01:58AM

because they pee while swinging out of the lights!!!

how come curly cabbage is not curly???

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 02:01AM

Because Larry and Mo would have no one to fight with.

When will I, will I be famous?

Ghost Train · 19-09-2009 02:03AM

when youre 7ft under

who is talking outside my house

joes girls · 19-09-2009 02:11AM

crap did you really hear me!!!

why is the stuffing gone out of my ragamuffin???

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 02:18AM

Because you ate the pumpkin seed before St. Swithin's day.

How does a picture work?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 02:39AM

its all in the frame!!!

whats pink and white and has blue spots all over???

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 02:43AM

A brown dog of course.

Why does the letter P appear in this sentence?

Deki · 19-09-2009 02:44AM

that thing climbing on your shoulder.

why does rain fall?

James T Kirk · 19-09-2009 11:32AM

Gravity (this is easy). :pac:

Why is 'is' spelt like it is?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 11:38AM

because i and s goes good together!!!

when the big bang happened, why did i not hear it???

James T Kirk · 19-09-2009 11:54AM

just

If I stick pencils in my eyes and there's nobody there to see it, do I make a sound?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 12:20PM

yes cause nothing makes as much noise as a man in pain!!!

Why is it, that way???

Toasty113 · 19-09-2009 12:46PM

Because you havnt taken your happy pills!

How long has it been?

Fago! · 19-09-2009 02:36PM

About 4 score and 7 years too long.

If a tree falls in the woods, and there's nobody there, do the other trees laugh?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 03:33PM

yep likes they always do.......

how comes its always greener on the other side???

Deki · 19-09-2009 03:38PM

that's the part over the septic tank

Why do birds sing in the morning?

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 03:39PM

Cos they are still pissed from the night before.

Who let the cat out?

Deki · 19-09-2009 03:45PM

It must have been the dog- it sure wasn't me

Is my breakfast cereal trying to communicate with me? ...snap...crackel...POP!?

joes girls · 19-09-2009 04:12PM

its saying dont eat me....please!!!

why did it just pop, when i snapped at the crackels....

homah_7ft · 19-09-2009 04:16PM

because the milk was bursting

Why was the bowl empty?

Toasty113 · 19-09-2009 05:58PM

Because you never filled it you s'wit!

Why is it so hard?

Matt Holck · 19-09-2009 06:36PM

it dried out

could you avoid heckling if you have nothing to add?

Deki · 21-09-2009 02:48AM

no

why am i drifting?

joes girls · 21-09-2009 10:56AM

cause the sea is choppy

what is i going to do now???

Deki · 21-09-2009 11:01AM

daily meditation in relaxing bubble bath

where is the mothman?

Sarah** · 21-09-2009 03:52PM

On holiday in the carribean with Mothwoman....

why are pizza's round and the boxes square?

Fink Goddie · 21-09-2009 03:55PM

Because baby jebus loved the square!

Will i ever be allowed back on after hours?

homah_7ft · 21-09-2009 05:36PM

If you find 7 puppies in 7 boxes and eat a 99.

Is the wind blowing right this second?

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