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  • #242
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause travis made it......


    whats a super deal???


  • #243
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    royal flush

    is there a sun in the next universe


  • #244
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    thats for me to know and u to find out.

    So will you or won't you?


  • #245
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    be back in 1000 years with answer....

    does it take 1000 years to get to the next universe???


  • #246
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    depends whos drivin!!

    Who will win the lotto Friday night?


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  • #247
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    nope.......well maybe.....i think not!!!


    does a ball need its bounce???


  • #248
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    Yes because if not it has no distinct characteristic to it.

    What's fifty nine trees?


  • #249
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    your address......

    why do old men wear caps???


  • #250
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    to prevent the reflection of sunsine beams from their heads.

    What's the no. for 11811?


  • #251
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    01 .. 45871395


    how many booms, make a bang???


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  • #252
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    There are no booms in a bang- a bang is the smallest unit of a buck.

    If NAMA wasn't called NAMA, would there be all this fuss about it?


  • #253
    asmobhosca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭asmobhosca


    No, the government's biggest mistake was giving it a catchy sexy name, they should have called it enda kenny and people would just have ignored it...


    If I could look up my own arsehole, could i see my soul?


  • #254
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    Only if it's not brown.

    Why does Ryan Tubridy exist?


  • #255
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    didn't know you had a soul

    coffee or tea?


  • #256
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    yes,your hole soul


    what are cranberries' cranchildren called?


  • #257
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    squashy......


    how green is a greengrocers???


  • #258
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    There's as green as a green keeper's greenfingers.

    Do fish get thirsty?


  • #259
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    only if you forget to water them

    why do good guys wear white hats?


  • #260
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    White is the sign of innocence ya see.

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?


  • #261
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    horse collars?

    when did man first learn to slice bread?


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  • #262
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    The first plc course in Ireland was in fact a further education in bread slicing. Day one of this course was September 6th 1956 in Loughrea Vocational College.


    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


  • #263
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Whiz

    Will tomorrow come?


  • #264
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    Yes it will......but not til tomorrow.

    How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?


  • #265
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Yes, just as yesterday happened yesterday. - Why are windows made of glass?


  • #266
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause wood didnt work!!!


    If tommorrow never comes will we all be stuck here today???


  • #267
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh no that can't happen (work every day?!!!) no there will be a Saturday- there must-PLEASE???

    Why must I labor for a living?


  • #268
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    because it's better than being in labour for a living

    who will be the last person to leave Ireland and switch off the light


  • #269
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    me ..... but we are doomed i always forget to turn the lights out!!!


    how many 7 make several???


  • #270
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    Good question, google didn't even have the answer.

    Truth or Dare?


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  • #271
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    It'll be a mix of both - dearth... Why do jam doughnuts not have holes?


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