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  • #212
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    no

    why does my radio not have a plasma screen?


  • #213
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    coz you're poor and not able to afford a decent one.

    When will the recession end?


  • #214
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    tomorrow

    why was yesterdays tomorrow now today?


  • #215
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    the same reason that in one hour will be 60 minutes away from now.

    Why do I get excited around women?:P


  • #216
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    rush of blood to the head.

    where does Osama Bin Laden buy his pringles??


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  • #217
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    offaly

    what is biofiblia


  • #218
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    enviromentally friendly lies

    how long does it take to dig half a hole?


  • #219
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    depends on the size of the whole hole then divide that in half


    What can you put in half a hole?


  • #220
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    someone to finish it


    is a spade a lollypop


  • #221
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    nope ... you silly!!!


    Do rice krispies, snap, crackle and pop if no-one is around to hear them???


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  • #222
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no they tell off color jokes and play pool when no ones around.


    Did RoboCop have a belly button?


  • #223
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    YEAH BUT IT NOT IN HIS BELLY!!!

    Is hancock as good as it sounds???


  • #224
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    almost

    what can you do with a thingiemebob


  • #225
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    turn on the combineharvester?

    why is the earth not flat?


  • #226
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    coz then we'd fall off it!!!

    Why amn't i asleep??


  • #227
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    cause u haz got the big eye

    why are your toenails so long?


  • #228
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    for me lunch

    is a rubix cube round


  • #229
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    if you throw it at the wall enough times it is

    will we ever find it?


  • #230
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    you just did

    how do you put a pig in a poke


  • #231
    The Volt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    Leave a trail of piglets it owns :)

    Does Beans really mean heinz? If so, why?


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  • #232
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Because Heinz says so; but then again he's just full of hot air.....................

    Why is the sun up!


  • #233
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    cause mummy just called him

    when I fell why did I grow


  • #234
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cause to fell so far down, you had to get back up someway!!!


    to be little, how small do i have to be???


  • #235
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    around the same size as Les Dennis.

    lesdennis.jpg

    Whats the weather to be like the weekend?


  • #236
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    sunny if im around:D


    how many mini roundabouts make a daddy roundabout???


  • #237
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    in a roundabout way they dont exsist as all roundabouts are female


    if you crossed a dog with a frog wat would you get


  • #238
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    a hopping mad terrier......

    should i or should i not???


  • #239
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    oh i think u should ;)

    so...will u or will u not? :P


  • #240
    me-skywalker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    hello, is it me your looking for?


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  • #241
    wellboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    nope.

    "Why does it always rain on me?"


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