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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 neutra


    cos you slipped into the electric light

    where is the ability in sensibility?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    at the end

    if you mix blue with blue do you get blue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    No you get rain

    Why is my mind changed so easily


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    cause you're not fully baked yet

    why do people comb their hair if it's windy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    because it feels good

    when are games fun?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    when theirs money on them,
    who let the dogs out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the heat pushed the windows open

    what's a coyote look like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Ugly

    Why isn't up down?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    cos left is wrong, not right

    why is supper called supper


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I'm going die cause they set glue traps

    what size are you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    I'm going die cause they set glue traps

    what size are you?
    Man sized.

    What size are you!??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    38" waist

    how goes one isolate latts?


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    put the latts on his own!

    how do you teach a fish to swim


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    give im a lend of your flippers

    what do I do with this


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    put it down very slowly and carefully - then jump on it!


    Can mice eat whole cucumbers in one swallow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yep. they diengage their little jaws and swallow, then run around looking like mini blimps, only with tails and little mouse ears

    is there ever enough cowbell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    never!!!

    if i turn left, then right, then were will i be???


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In the path of an oncoming train.

    Shall I cut the grass


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    which one?


    how much is a penny sweet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    how sweet is it


    if I fall will I stop


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    do they still have pen ny sweets?

    why don't elephants sing?


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Because they packed up their trunks.

    Can I build a house here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sure. why not? but watch out for that huffin' puffin' Wolf

    if there was no gravity would our atoms just drift off into space?


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yep and have a damn good game of ping pong on their way.

    can I have yesterday again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    of course you can, tomorrow!

    why do bananas peel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    because they're not able to stick the heat.

    Why must I work today?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    you don't. I just fired you!

    Why are bosses nasty?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    because it's that time of the month.

    Why are ladies soooo attrative?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    we're just made that way

    why are men so manly?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭wellboi


    to attract the finer creature that is female.

    Is Brian Cowan attractive?


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