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  • #152
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    he's not, he's preserved in NAMAlade.

    why is the sun dark


  • #153
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    it isn't

    do you have nothing to say?


  • #154
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "



    "

    why do grasshoppers not jump


  • #155
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    They do jump- you're just interrpreting their jumps as walking Jestures

    Why did no-one wake me at miaowing time -10.43pm- it's 01.04am now and I missed miaowing time yet again?


  • #156
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Cos' you're not a cat.

    Why does my mood get shítty whenever I go online?


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  • #157
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you keep forgetting to leave a wake up request. besides it's only 8:05 here get on the move you can still make it

    Why must things become complicated


  • #158
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    because 'easy' is like a Sunday morning :D

    What else is like Sunday morning?


  • #159
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Saturday morning

    Why are exams boring?


  • #160
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Because they don't have cadbury flake adds interspersed with the questions.

    What is the difference between the 1970s and the year 2006?


  • #161
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    People got dumber.

    Why are people dumber?


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  • #162
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    something like 36 to 26 years

    why don't rabbits make vocal noises


  • #163
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    you obviously never saw watership down.

    Will young?


  • #164
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Is a great fellow

    Why does my asthma have to be a bítch?


  • #165
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    you're the one who invented him- you tell us!

    When is the next miaowing time?


  • #166
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    In the mronin', in the mornin', it's great to stay up late!

    Why do I feel all lovely inside? :)


  • #167
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    because you are being roasted slowly at gas mark 3 for 14 hours


    Why do questions have to end with a question mark?


  • #168
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Because some dumbass decided that this ? would be a nice symbol to end a question with

    Why are my legs hairy?


  • #169
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    to match the rest of you

    Why do stars twinkle?


  • #170
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Because Deki interrupted my answering of MultiUums question (see below)
    because you are a spider

    Why do people on Harvey Norman adds always have to shout?


  • #171
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Cos' they wouldn't be pretty otherwise :)

    Why do I got to pee?


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  • #172
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    because you are continued to be roasted at gas mark 3 for 14 hours

    What difference does a day make?


  • #173
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    24 hours difference

    Why does AH for some unknown reason kind of bug me, and why is Tcn mucho cooler then it? :)


  • #174
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Tcn lives in the North Pole so it's gonna be cooler than anything, including AH

    What the F&$* was that question about?


  • #175
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    What the F*@k was this answer about?!

    What was the last questions answers question about?


  • #176
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    refer to the previous answered questions

    When will you know that this is the last time I will answer a question?


  • #177
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    after the next answer,

    what is the next question


  • #178
    NamNamNam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭NamNamNam


    Can a chicken walk backwards?


  • #179
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    the question i am about to ask

    why am i going to sleep?


  • #180
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    because it's the opposite of being awake.

    why do the street lights light the streets


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  • #181
    NamNamNam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭NamNamNam


    So we can see robbers a night!

    Why cant i sleep at night?


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