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12-09-2009 11:48PM

he's not, he's preserved in NAMAlade.

why is the sun dark

Matt Holck · 12-09-2009 11:51PM

it isn't

do you have nothing to say?

12-09-2009 11:57PM

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why do grasshoppers not jump

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:03AM

They do jump- you're just interrpreting their jumps as walking Jestures

Why did no-one wake me at miaowing time -10.43pm- it's 01.04am now and I missed miaowing time yet again?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:05AM

Cos' you're not a cat.

Why does my mood get shítty whenever I go online?

Deki · 13-09-2009 01:06AM

you keep forgetting to leave a wake up request. besides it's only 8:05 here get on the move you can still make it

Why must things become complicated

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:12AM

because 'easy' is like a Sunday morning

What else is like Sunday morning?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:14AM

Saturday morning

Why are exams boring?

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:17AM

Because they don't have cadbury flake adds interspersed with the questions.

What is the difference between the 1970s and the year 2006?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:18AM

People got dumber.

Why are people dumber?

Deki · 13-09-2009 01:19AM

something like 36 to 26 years

why don't rabbits make vocal noises

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:22AM

you obviously never saw watership down.

Will young?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:25AM

Is a great fellow

Why does my asthma have to be a bítch?

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:27AM

you're the one who invented him- you tell us!

When is the next miaowing time?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:33AM

In the mronin', in the mornin', it's great to stay up late!

Why do I feel all lovely inside?

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:36AM

because you are being roasted slowly at gas mark 3 for 14 hours

Why do questions have to end with a question mark?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:38AM

Because some dumbass decided that this ? would be a nice symbol to end a question with

Why are my legs hairy?

Deki · 13-09-2009 01:40AM

to match the rest of you

Why do stars twinkle?

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:42AM

Because Deki interrupted my answering of MultiUums question (see below)
because you are a spider

Why do people on Harvey Norman adds always have to shout?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:42AM

Cos' they wouldn't be pretty otherwise

Why do I got to pee?

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:47AM

because you are continued to be roasted at gas mark 3 for 14 hours

What difference does a day make?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:51AM

24 hours difference

Why does AH for some unknown reason kind of bug me, and why is Tcn mucho cooler then it?

Cicero · 13-09-2009 01:55AM

Tcn lives in the North Pole so it's gonna be cooler than anything, including AH

What the F&$* was that question about?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 01:58AM

What the F*@k was this answer about?!

What was the last questions answers question about?

Cicero · 13-09-2009 02:00AM

refer to the previous answered questions

When will you know that this is the last time I will answer a question?

13-09-2009 02:02AM

after the next answer,

what is the next question

NamNamNam · 13-09-2009 02:07AM

Can a chicken walk backwards?

MultiUmm · 13-09-2009 02:07AM

the question i am about to ask

why am i going to sleep?

13-09-2009 02:14AM

because it's the opposite of being awake.

why do the street lights light the streets

NamNamNam · 13-09-2009 02:22AM

So we can see robbers a night!

Why cant i sleep at night?

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