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  • #92
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Is it safe?


  • #93
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    so safe I cant find it

    why the left one


  • #94
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the right ones been promised

    how about the prickley one?


  • #95
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    The prickly one is a pear..

    Do you like Pears?


  • #96
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    better than wall ball

    where is new dutch land ?


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  • #97
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Pairs of what??

    How do they get the figs in a fig roll?


  • #98
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    toss em like clay pigeons - fire in the figs- very tiring and doesn't pay well

    what happened to twinkies that taste like bananas?


  • #99
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    The monkeys ate them.

    What is the name of the man in the moon?


  • #100
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hector armando valesquez

    want to chip in on buying him a toupee?


  • #101
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    no, I'm saving up to buy a Unicorn

    wanna chip in on that?


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  • #102
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sure, i got a buck eighty.

    anyone want ice cream?


  • #103
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    yes please....

    Is Simon Cowell really sexy???


  • #104
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    (Here's your ice cream JG enjoy)
    the answer to your Question is NO! No NO! He is not.

    If I scratch off my instant tickets will I win anything because it's really not worth the effort unless i get to win


  • #105
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    no you'll never win

    Why do my feet smell when they do not have a nose?


  • #106
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    sharky86 wrote: »
    no you'll never win

    Why do my feet smell when they do not have a nose?

    Maybe you should stop standing in ****?:D

    If I brought a cat to the Arctic, would he be cathartic?


  • #107
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I think he would! Gee you're on to something there!

    If you call them will they come?


  • #108
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    if only they'd come so easy :D

    1,3,5,7,?


  • #109
    SATX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭SATX


    Hello! Can you assist me please? I would like to know the correct pronunciation for the Irish word grian. I believe it to be gree-AHN? Serious question....


  • #110
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately you are in the cuckoos nest so out come to your serious question is debateable
    let's see shall we?


  • #111
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    sharky86 wrote: »
    if only they'd come so easy :D

    1,3,5,7,?

    Stop being so odd! 2, 4, 6, 8 is true enlightenment.

    Is it true the ice cream man cleans his taps with scuttery jocks?


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  • #112
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    SATX wrote: »
    Hello! Can you assist me please? I would like to know the correct pronunciation for the Irish word grian. I believe it to be gree-AHN? Serious question....

    The cuckoos nest doesn't do serious, but if it did, it probably wouldn't be very serious at all.

    P.S Thats an Irish word for chlymidia!


  • #113
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    SATX wrote: »
    Hello! Can you assist me please? I would like to know the correct pronunciation for the Irish word grian. I believe it to be gree-AHN? Serious question....

    give him a break guys

    I'd say gree-un

    could be wrong

    not an Irish Goddess!


  • #114
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Stop being so odd! 2, 4, 6, 8 is true enlightenment.

    Is it true the ice cream man cleans his taps with scuttery jocks?

    nope juttery socks?

    what is in those ice cream cones that we buy from the vans?


  • #115
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Blame it on the wrote: »
    give him a break guys

    I'd say gree-un

    could be wrong

    not an Irish Goddess!

    You say gree-un, I say grundle.


  • #116
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Blame it on the wrote: »
    nope juttery socks?

    what is in those ice cream cones that we buy from the vans?


    They are made from processed recycled toilet paper and sometimes include a lovely out of date chewing gum in the bottom.

    If I contract pubic crabs, how the hell do I start playing Pokemon?


  • #117
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    Blame it on the wrote: »
    give him a break guys

    I'd say gree-un

    could be wrong

    not an Irish Goddess!


    lol irish godness.....chlymidia...funny


  • #118
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    sharky86 wrote: »
    lol irish godness.....chlymidia...funny

    Chlymidia is funny till the wet patches start appearing....


  • #119
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    sharky86 wrote: »
    lol irish godness.....chlymidia...funny

    seriously, albeit it alien in tCN - Grian was an Irish Goddess (of the....sun), I think but an Irish Goddess nonetheless.


  • #120
    sharky86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    mmmmmm wet patch's


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  • #121
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Chlymidia is funny till the wet patches start appearing....

    you'll start having wet patches if you don't get this thread back on track!


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