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  • #62
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    because bees sting from long distance:eek:

    why don't dogs meow?


  • #63
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Because it's 10.43am and not near miawowing time yet!

    What time is miaowing time anyway?


  • #64
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    10.43pm

    why are custard and mustard the same colour?


  • #65
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Because all "ustards" are cowards and yellow is the colour of cowards

    Do all nurseries rhyme?


  • #66
    neutra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭neutra


    no, they sqall.

    Who ate my toast?


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  • #67
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Jesus ate the toast!!

    But is it because his "mom" was on it?


  • #68
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    she was on the game,yes



    why doesn't spaghetti come in different lengths?


  • #69
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    potatoes.


  • #70
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    cos it's a famine-ship and they've just served dinner


    did coyote go to road-runner's funeral??


  • #71
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    no, itchy and scratchy cremated them both in a nuclear blast

    why does my keyboard not go in alphabetical order?


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  • #72
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    they were built to slow typing down
    so that springs and levers of the old machines did not tangle with speed

    how much will health insurance cost?


  • #73
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    as much as you have to spend on it.


    why is it still dark


  • #74
    steve french
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭steve french


    because you left the freezer open


    why are curtains not called socks and socks not called curtains:confused:


  • #75
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    they're called tights

    why is red chilly hot?


  • #76
    Shazforgrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭Shazforgrub


    Because he bothered.

    Who would want to be cold?


  • #77
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    anyone that is hot

    why does water hold so much heat


  • #78
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    because it doesn't want to turn to ice

    why can't men get pregnant?


  • #79
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    because they threw out the instructions

    how does fashion smoother our souls?


  • #80
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    our jackets are too tight

    why don't my shoes fit?


  • #81
    Shazforgrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭Shazforgrub


    Because your socks are too big.

    Whats the best colour for socks?


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  • #82
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    transparent

    why do we sometimes buy water?


  • #83
    Shazforgrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭Shazforgrub


    Because our insides are dry.

    If you were a fish what would your name be?


  • #84
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    catfood, of course

    why do dogs hate cats?


  • #85
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Because they always loose at catfights.

    When trees fall in the forest,what do they trip over?


  • #86
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    The leaves, silly. :rolleyes:

    Will I kill again?


  • #87
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Your days of 'setting phaser to stun' are well and truly over James T :D- so no, you won't kill again

    If the starship enterprise took on Darth Vader and his stormtroupers who would win?


  • #88
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    chair

    Is it safe?


  • #89
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sure-SPLAT!!!

    Who's gonna clean up this mess?


  • #90
    fintonie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    she will

    is it real


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  • #91
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    are you kidding?

    where is my baseball bat?


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