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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    unfortunately I'm the cop assigned to the case... been waiting for you to turn up, your nicked mate:D


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fotrunately I'm the chief of police and have the received the brown envelope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    unfortunately

    they shut down the pot distribution centers and posted signs
    that convicted a crime before trial


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fortunately... they sell Mississippi Mud at the local market


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Unfortunately, I've no idea what Mississippi Mud is.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately it wasn't necessary to know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Unfortunately, there's a gun to my head. And that's exactly what he wants to know. "Mississippi Mud," he says. "Tell me where he is!" Help...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately it's just a cap pistol and you can keep your brain intact


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Unfortunately, at that time the brain would have welcomed the big bang!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately times have changed and the big bang is behind us.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Unfortunately there is another one ahead of us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately that may not be true and even then may be preventable


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    unfortunately, someone took that book from the library and hasn't returned it yet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately there is a micro fische copy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    unfortunately, bill gates has copyrighted the file and will only release it for an exorbitant fee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately a lawsuit has been filed and the government will envolve themselves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,782 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Unfortunately (for the lawyers), it's a regular lawsuit rather than a lengthy tribunal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Fortunately, there's a new reality series starting on TV that week so it shouldn't make too much news


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately the reality series depicts the life of a grumpy old horder who has 19 cats and 23 dogs and may not draw that large an audience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭ChillyJilly


    Fortunately, those 19 cats and 23 dogs are all pregnant, so the litter they produce will be enormous, meaning next weeks news is all about them


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Unfortunately, their owners are out of town next week


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Fortunately, i got their reg plates and held 'em to ransom in my cellar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they escaped your cellar while you dozed and have left you tied to a chair
    (At least it is a "comfy" chair).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,190 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    fortunately you don't need to use the toilet yet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    UF, the tiler stuck the lid down with tile adhesive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately you have a crowbar and can pry it loose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    UF,the crow-bar is still welded into the next door neighbours skull in the cellar:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,190 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    fortunately the police have just arrived


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they are examining the crowbar, and it has your fingerprints on it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Fortunately, she was talking to you Ghost:D


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