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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

  • 09-09-2009 03:53AM
    #1
    paul larry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 76 ✭✭


    Ok, I'm gonna post a stupid question, the next person down must post a stupid, yet relevent answer, followed by another question, which doesnt necessarily have to be totally relevant!!!:D

    Ok, here goes!!!!


    Why did my beard fall out???


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Comments

  • #2
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    she feed you poison

    do you think she likes getting scraped?


  • #3
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Most likely not.

    Why is Ireland called Ireland?


  • #4
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    they were all out of "M"s

    why do we post here?


  • #5
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    We are sad.

    Why cant I see you?


  • #6
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I'm behind the refrigerator

    what's for lunch?


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  • #7
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Toasties ok with you.

    Why is my cat black?


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I dunno, you're the one with the fridge, you tell us.

    What does this button do? *click*


  • #9
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    you just deleted a years worth of journal, moron

    who's in charge?


  • #10
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Its anarchy!!

    Why does cow poo smell?


  • #11
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Because it want to!

    Whats 2+2?


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  • #12
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    its 22!

    Do you have the continuom transfuctioner?


  • #13
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    nope, you lent it to Willie O'Dea

    Where's my time machine?


  • #14
    TheTubes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭TheTubes


    i dont know, it was there yesterday.

    whats the difference between navy and blue?


  • #15
    vangoz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    I'd rather watch a Blue than a Navy

    What can I buy for 30c?


  • #16
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    this slow pc from me!

    why is the sky up there?


  • #17
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Blame it on the wrote: »
    this slow pc from me!

    why is the sky up there?
    Because she was a stupid girl and shouldn't have been playing with the catapult.


    Why is it illegal to dip cat's in petrol and set them on fire for entertainment purposes?


  • #18
    Atwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Atwork


    because dogs like to chase them,

    Why is it always raining here?


  • #19
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    because rain falls down

    will you take the dog out?


  • #20
    Bawnmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Bawnmore


    I cant afford to.

    Where do babies come from?


  • #21
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    babies, the copy is the original

    which way did he go?


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  • #22
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    no one named he here

    why does a bungalow have no stairs?


  • #23
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    these were removed to make room for climbming ropes and slides

    how does heat rise?


  • #24
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    It began to the left.

    What time does a spoon fly?


  • #25
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    when the cow barks at the moon

    why do we not breathe water?


  • #26
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Every year.


    Is 12 colours?


  • #27
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    No.

    If I spy with my little eye, what do I see beginning with "Q"?


  • #28
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    nothing, you're wearing a blindfold

    how does the sun taste?


  • #29
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    with it's taste buds

    how many corners in an igloo??


  • #30
    Blame it on the
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Blame it on the


    As many as there are "pigs in the city"!

    why do people smoke?


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  • #31
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    they dont its the cigarettes that have an addiction to people.



    when is armageddon?


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