The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

PunkFreud · 31-08-2009 12:30AM

unfortunately, the dog ravaged me while I was singing, mutilating my body and face

Deki · 31-08-2009 12:52AM

fortunately there was a walk-in plastic surgery office near-by and they had me fixed right up in no time at all.

PunkFreud · 31-08-2009 12:58AM

Unfortunately, the doctor wasn't qualified and he sliced my throat.

Deki · 31-08-2009 01:05AM

fortunately I needed a chin lift too and he did that procedure while saving me from bleeding to death.

Zxyton · 01-09-2009 05:41PM

Unfortunately he charged double the rate of my regular Hobbit doctor.

joes girls · 01-09-2009 06:50PM

fortunately a little kiss on the cheek, got him to bring the price down a bit.....

rannerap · 01-09-2009 06:59PM

unfortunately the kiss only took €1 off my bill

pikachucheeks · 01-09-2009 07:23PM

Fortunately, he offered a 500 euro price reduction ... if I went below the belt!

reap-a-rat · 01-09-2009 07:26PM

unfortunately, he didn't mean a kick below the belt and held me captive for days...

Zxyton · 02-09-2009 12:16AM

Fortunately I enjoyed the much needed freedom from the angry dog, and my plastic surgery was a roaring success

joes girls · 02-09-2009 02:44AM

unfortunately when you looked again you had extra bits.....

rannerap · 02-09-2009 01:19PM

fortunately i now had a ready made career in extreme porn

useful_contacts · 02-09-2009 01:20PM

Sarannewrap wrote: »

fortunately i now had a ready made career in extreme porn

UNFORTUNATLY ive a beer gut so i wobble on camera a lot

rannerap · 02-09-2009 11:20PM

fortunately theres a huge market for that sort of thing in japan for lonely business men

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 02-09-2009 11:33PM

UNFORTUNATELY you need to wear a sumo suit and a strap on...

rannerap · 03-09-2009 05:46PM

fortunately aunt betty had given me those exact things as a christmas present last year

*giggles* · 04-09-2009 01:27PM

Unfortunately the strap on was broken

joes girls · 05-09-2009 10:35AM

fortunately i got some multi purpose super glue

Zxyton · 08-09-2009 10:45PM

Unfortunately I glued my fingers together... drats!

thebouldwhacker · 08-09-2009 10:57PM

fortunately i own a pair of mittens

staker · 08-09-2009 11:28PM

unfortunately they had the insides still in

PunkFreud · 08-09-2009 11:33PM

Fortunately i completed the task which i was doing and i was very happy. It is always nice to finish things.

staker · 08-09-2009 11:36PM

unfortunately the jar of liver fell on the ground at the wrong instance

Deki · 08-09-2009 11:39PM

fortunately i never needed the liver

Gillington · 08-09-2009 11:40PM

Unfortunately my brother in law did

Deki · 08-09-2009 11:42PM

fortunately we washed it down with the hose and it was good as new

staker · 11-09-2009 11:44PM

unfortunately the hose was connected to a sulphuric acid/ammonia compound dispenser

thebouldwhacker · 11-09-2009 11:51PM

fortunately as luck would have it a sulphuric acid/ammonia compound dispenser was exactly what my next door neighbour had popped over to borrow, he went off mumbling something about finally being able to dispose of 'those pesky corpses'.... hmmmmm

staker · 11-09-2009 11:54PM

unfortunately the cops are on their way around to arrest the whacker for aiding and abetting

PunkFreud · 11-09-2009 11:57PM

Fortunately, I was currently in the Bahamas for 2months, making for the perfect alibi.

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