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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 PunkFreud
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    unfortunately, the dog ravaged me while I was singing, mutilating my body and face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    fortunately there was a walk-in plastic surgery office near-by and they had me fixed right up in no time at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 PunkFreud
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    Unfortunately, the doctor wasn't qualified and he sliced my throat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    fortunately I needed a chin lift too and he did that procedure while saving me from bleeding to death.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Zxyton


    Unfortunately he charged double the rate of my regular Hobbit doctor.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    fortunately a little kiss on the cheek, got him to bring the price down a bit.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 rannerap
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    unfortunately the kiss only took €1 off my bill


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 pikachucheeks
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    Fortunately, he offered a 500 euro price reduction ... if I went below the belt!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 reap-a-rat
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    unfortunately, he didn't mean a kick below the belt and held me captive for days...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Zxyton


    Fortunately I enjoyed the much needed freedom from the angry dog, and my plastic surgery was a roaring success


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    unfortunately when you looked again you had extra bits.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 rannerap
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    fortunately i now had a ready made career in extreme porn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 useful_contacts
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    fortunately i now had a ready made career in extreme porn

    UNFORTUNATLY ive a beer gut so i wobble on camera a lot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 rannerap
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    fortunately theres a huge market for that sort of thing in japan for lonely business men


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    UNFORTUNATELY you need to wear a sumo suit and a strap on...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 rannerap
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    fortunately aunt betty had given me those exact things as a christmas present last year


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 *giggles*
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    Unfortunately the strap on was broken


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    fortunately i got some multi purpose super glue


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Zxyton


    Unfortunately I glued my fingers together... drats!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 thebouldwhacker
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    fortunately i own a pair of mittens


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
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    unfortunately they had the insides still in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 PunkFreud
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    Fortunately i completed the task which i was doing and i was very happy. It is always nice to finish things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
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    unfortunately the jar of liver fell on the ground at the wrong instance


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    fortunately i never needed the liver


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 Gillington
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    Unfortunately my brother in law did


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    fortunately we washed it down with the hose and it was good as new


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
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    unfortunately the hose was connected to a sulphuric acid/ammonia compound dispenser


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 thebouldwhacker
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    fortunately as luck would have it a sulphuric acid/ammonia compound dispenser was exactly what my next door neighbour had popped over to borrow, he went off mumbling something about finally being able to dispose of 'those pesky corpses'.... hmmmmm:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 staker
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    unfortunately the cops are on their way around to arrest the whacker for aiding and abetting


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 PunkFreud
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    Fortunately, I was currently in the Bahamas for 2months, making for the perfect alibi.


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