Really seriously

Terry · 08-09-2009 10:04PM #1

The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out, and suddenly...the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

javaboy · 08-09-2009 10:06PM

Aaaaaaar!

Michellenman · 08-09-2009 10:06PM

w.t.f.

Kiera · 08-09-2009 10:06PM

Stop drinking!

AckwelFoley · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

yes. Ok i will.

RHunce · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

aaaaaarrrrghhhh you reeeaaaallllly serious??

Latchy · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

You had a fish supper ?

pikachucheeks · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

Reminds me of that Elizabeth Bishop poem...

phasers · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

giz a hug

citizen_p · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

what did you do...eat him???

LadyJ · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

Fair play to ya.

bigeasyeah · 08-09-2009 10:07PM

Costanza!

Jumpy · 08-09-2009 10:08PM

Ill show you a white whale!
*drops pants* *dives in* *floats to the surface arse first*

Super-Rush · 08-09-2009 10:08PM

I'm going fishing tomorrow

martyboy48 · 08-09-2009 10:08PM

Captain birds eye advert?????

Kess73 · 08-09-2009 10:09PM

Bit of a Seinfeld fan then

Schism · 08-09-2009 10:09PM

Is this a dramatisation of your latest fap? :pac:

anniehoo · 08-09-2009 10:10PM

javaboy wrote: »

Aaaaaaar!

Talking like a pirate day isnt till the 19th..seriously http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Prof.Badass · 08-09-2009 10:10PM

Wait, if this was posted by a mod, then who's gonna lock the thread

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brummytom · 08-09-2009 10:11PM

D'you want a hug Terry?

javaboy · 08-09-2009 10:11PM

anniehoo wrote: »

Talking like a pirate day isnt till the 19th..seriously http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Sorry I meant to say Yaaaar not Aaaaar. I'm always mixing up pirates and legitimate law abiding seafarers.

TriciaDelicia · 08-09-2009 10:11PM

Go on ye good thing ye!

What did you do next? I'm on th edge of my seat.

This is much better than the last 'Seriously' thread.

Aldebaran · 08-09-2009 10:12PM

I need about tree fiddy

Latchy · 08-09-2009 10:13PM

Just another average quiet night in casualty in AH

Sharpshooter · 08-09-2009 10:14PM

The great white is back and he's circling the waters.

Just when you thought it was safe to venture into After Hours.

Terry · 08-09-2009 10:17PM

Jumpy wrote: »

Ill show you a white whale!
*drops pants* *dives in* *floats to the surface arse first*

Can't stand ya.

Agent Smith · 08-09-2009 10:17PM

Terry wrote: »

The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out, and suddenly...the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

thats it...

I'm hard

TheZohanS · 08-09-2009 10:18PM

Terry wrote: »

I said, "Easy, big fella!"

He was lucky enough so; had you said "careful now" he would have been on his way to a ban.

peasant · 08-09-2009 10:20PM

Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him! Face to face with the blowhole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction! (George pulls an object out of his coat - the one golf ball that Kramer managed to hit into the ocean. Jerry and Elaine stare in astonishment. Kramer looks a little sheepish.)
Kramer: (In disbelief) What, is that a Titleist?
(George nods.)
Kramer: Hole in one, huh?

bronte · 08-09-2009 10:30PM

Terrence, I have missed thou.

AckwelFoley · 08-09-2009 10:32PM

Pics or gtfo?

Youtube for bonus accreditation

Really seriously

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