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The 'Fortunately' 'Unfortunately' game

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Unfortunately the cats went a bit mad and began to bite and scratch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Fortunately they kicked out the lovely old lady and that kept the cats happy....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately the cats became extremely hungry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately lovely old lady was near death anyways.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately cats gobbled here down, and fought over the bones.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately the bones choked them and it was the end of lovely old lady and her cats...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately it began to rain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fortunately i had already brought in the clothes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately the dryer was out of commission.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Fortunately the laundrette is open.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they didn't have the correct change.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Fortunately there was a 24hour supermarket across the road.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately the clerk didn't want to give out all his change cause he hadn't done much business and the bank was closed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Fortunately there was a begger on the street and he gave him change.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately the dryer was set too high and shrank all the clothes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Fortunately the would fit his little boy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    unfortunately they were little girl clothes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Fortunately she was a whizz with a sewing machine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Unfortunately the sewing machine is broken


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Fortunately she borrowed the neighbors to use.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Unfortunately the neighbour was away so she had to break in using a jimmy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately the alarm was turned off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Unfortunately their dog was at home, who takes his job very, very seriously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Fortunately he had recently been neutered.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Unfortunately he hasn't lost the "urge":pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately she got the door between herself and the dog shut just in time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭JBoyle4eva


    Unfourtunately, the dog was a cartoon character with thumbs, so could open the door


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    fortunately she always carried a big ink eraser- voila! no dog.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭PomBear


    Unfortunately the big ink eraser was left for too long with the top off and dried out:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    fortunately, I sang a song and covered a dance


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