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Question posed by Jimmy Carr - "Would you have sex with your Dad to save your Mum?"

  • 29-08-2009 12:16AM
    #1
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭


    Saw this on a Jimmy Carr podcast, was hilarious stuff.

    But seriously, would you?

    /Awaits AH typical replies

    Would you have sex with your Dad to save your Mum? 81 votes

    Yes.
    0%
    Yes, because he's good looking.
    8%
    bluto63DSBNiall09CrazyRabbitLuapcitizen_pVasco 7 votes
    Dear God No!
    4%
    Johnny UtahFunkZHazysGear9992 4 votes
    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    51%
    BigConmijuHolstendavidfifthMc Lovem5ex9oqjawdg2iphantom_lordlinryanDennis the StoneDave DanniehoomoonflowerAbigman127SVhi_im_filmichellieSRFC90Head_Hunter 42 votes
    Jaguar, Atari, whatever.....
    34%
    jimmycrackcorm[Deleted User][Deleted User]KieraJPAsdanseoblublobluVictor McDadePrettyInPunkbluepencilcaseJim236AdamisconfuseddmigsyspeaktofrankphlegmsBorneo Fnctnbuilttospillbleggerk86Dannyboi3k 28 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Turn off the TV, its rotting your brain! :D


  • #3
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Your ma?


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    No way! My dad is one ugly fecker.


  • #5
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,501 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    If you've thought for more than 1 second about that question you need to go spank yourself

    To answer your question, NO!!!

    Edit:
    forgot to call you a sick bas*ard


  • #6
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Eh, nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!


    Op, u r a sick mofo!! :eek:


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  • #7
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    having given the issue great thought and consideration, i would have to say....


    NO WAY


  • #8
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    So none of you care about your mothers?


    For shame.


  • #9
    Dave D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Dave D


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Hell no! if my dad cheated on my mam id kill him! :pac:


  • #10
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Dear God No!
    YES! DOUBLE WIN AND WE'RE ALL HAPPY!


  • #11
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Only if "your Dad" is Miley Cyrus's pseudonym.


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  • #12
    listowel1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭listowel1


    no bother sur,wats new!!! like wat da **** is wrong with it!!


  • #13
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    benwavner wrote: »
    Eh, nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!


    Op, u r a sick mofo!! :eek:

    I'm not sick, I wouldn't either, I'm just asking the question man. ;)


  • #14
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    No.


    Next question please?


  • #15
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,925 ✭✭✭Calibos


    No way. Thats so Ghey!! I am sure the female boardsies would be more amenable to the idea though.

    :D


  • #16
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,330 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    brummytom wrote: »
    No.


    Next question please?
    What are your views on the income tax levy?


  • #17
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    brummytom wrote: »
    No.


    Next question please?
    Flip the Mum with Dad and the Dad with Mum and you have yourself another question sir.


  • #18
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I'm not sick, I wouldn't either, I'm just asking the question man. ;)


    Well maybe u should have answered ur question first!!:)

    Im sure someone out there in t'internet land would probably just do it for a tenner!!


  • #19
    procure11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭procure11


    Very pathetic post tbh...

    I have seen less ones banned in a jiffy..


  • #20
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    I cant beleve i opened such a stupid thread! :mad:


  • #21
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Joey the lips wrote: »
    I cant beleve i opened such a stupid thread! :mad:

    I can't believe I started this thread.

    Apologies.

    Drunkenness ftw.


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  • #22
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,501 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I'm not sick, I wouldn't either, I'm just asking the question man. ;)

    Well see the rest of us would be sain enough to not ponder to long on the question, the fact that you made it the whole way to the interweb to ask us the question gives u a motive...
    Either your dads a woman or your mother is very hot..either way your on a slippery slope from here on in...


  • #23
    listowel1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭listowel1


    Probably has happened many a time over in that place called america!! No harm in some inbreeding!


  • #24
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    Yes, because he's good looking.
    No.... sorry ma if your on here... but no

    as ali g put it
    "i never felt comfortable bumming a man, or even getting bummed by a man"
    (in ali g in da house incase your wondering)


  • #25
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    You're leaving out a crucial point!

    Would I be the plug, or the socket?


  • #26
    Dave D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Dave D


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I can't believe I started this thread.

    Apologies.

    Drunkenness ftw.

    Its ok I can assure you Im drunker than you and probably will end up making a worse thread by the end of the night!


  • #27
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I can't believe I started this thread.

    Apologies.

    Drunkenness ftw.

    You have let After Hours down ,you have let Boards.ie down but worse of all you let yourself down!;)


  • #28
    Secoundrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    I think its about time you sorted your fcuking life out
    son!;)


  • #29
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Any chance???????/



    blue_lock%2520main.jpg


  • #30
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭ya-ba-da-ba-doo


    would your dad let you have sex with him to save your mam?


    it takes two to mingle.


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  • #31
    Secoundrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Secoundrow


    I hate Jimmy Carr.
    Sofaspud wrote: »
    You're leaving out a crucial point!

    Would I be the plug, or the socket?


    You sir

    Should be ashamed:pac:


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