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Post a question that cannot be answered

  • 25-08-2009 02:21PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,039 ✭✭✭


    Post a question that cannot be answered - it can be to another poster or just in general.

    I'll start...

    Can anybody tell me how much Jam was imported into Serbia in 1982?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Kriskross


    Who was the first person to eat a cheese sandwich in red ? ? ?:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    When's the recession going to end?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes, Jesus, and "As soon as you get a job you worthless hippy" respectively.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,039 ✭✭✭Tim Robbins


    Is their life on other planets?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jesus never mentioned other planets, so it's safe to say his life isn't. And trad probably can't afford a trip to the moon, never mind Mars, so he's out too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    How many female kangaroos died in 1889?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,287 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    how many skid marks can a bar of vanish remove?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    How many tennis sized balls of fat could be extracted from our "glorious" Minister for Health!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 468 ✭✭snowy2008


    who came first the chicken or the egg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,039 ✭✭✭Tim Robbins


    teresa2008 wrote: »
    who came first the chicken or the egg

    Name 15 numbers that can't be divided by 1?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    When will I
    will I be famous?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    When will I see my
    picture in the paper?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,162 ✭✭✭pm.


    how long is a piece of string


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Yve


    WHY?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    pm. wrote: »
    how long is a piece of string

    Twice the length from the middle to one end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Tzetze


    Is their life on other planets?

    Who are they? I suppose to them, their life is on 'this' planet wherever that planet may be.

    /pedantry

    Does anything exist outside of this universe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    There are more questions than answers.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    i would have thought all these questions can be answered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,039 ✭✭✭Tim Robbins


    homah_7ft wrote: »
    i would have thought all these questions can be answered.
    Waht's the universe expanding into?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yve wrote: »
    WHY?
    Because.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Because.

    I said so!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Waht's the universe expanding into?

    a greater state of disorder


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Whats the square root of a million?

    *No one will ever know*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,369 ✭✭✭campo


    how many fingers am I holding up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Tzetze


    campo wrote: »
    how many fingers am I holding up

    11

    How many decimal places in Pi?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Tzetze


    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

    Wolfram Alpha to the rescue.
    A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    (according to the tongue-twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day)


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