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The Last Binge

  • 09-03-2005 02:40PM
    #1
    Rossonero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭


    If the twelve apostles and Jesus decided to go on a lads night out instead, and got totally wasted, what would it have been like?


Comments

  • #2
    gaui3d0pnbz86o
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    peter:look jesus water!!!
    jesus:sweet dude, were all like outta beer, i'll like *hic* turn it into wine for us
    paul: hurra!
    jesus:alla kazaam! (turns water into wine)
    john:wine sucks i want beer and a kabab
    jesus:shut up, i just did a miricle
    other apostles:chants: jesus jesus jesus
    john - pulls knife and lunges at jesus, misses and collapses on ground, pukes, stayes lying in puke


    jesus, jumps on johns back: see i told you, im a miricle, you cant hurt me, im immortal, have some wine bee atch, whos your daddy!


  • #3
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    So... thirteen boyos on the beer. They end up in a fight in a public place, one geezer denies knowing the others repeatedly once they get caught, and the mouthy one gets crucified.

    Sounds like most other boys nights out tbh...


  • #4
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I don't know but it would make a good book.

    That pun is in honour of Mayordenis.


  • #5
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,766 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    I'm honoured.


  • #6
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    It's all request Friday. I bow to your honour Mayor.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Only one lass and all those lads for supper? Wonder what's for dessert?

    **Bad B!ue runs!**


  • #8
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Profiteroles I think , wasn't it?


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