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The (Bad) Advice Thread

Toasty113 · 2009-08-10 13:32:13

I need some bad advice for life in general. Badly. Go!

10-08-2009 01:32PM

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I need some bad advice for life in general. Badly. Go!

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#2 10-08-2009 01:39PM

Fink Goddie

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Always eat yellow snow

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#3 10-08-2009 01:42PM

colrow

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Only have a bath and change your pants n socks every 6 weeks

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#4 10-08-2009 01:50PM

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don't brush your teeth... ever!!!

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#5 10-08-2009 02:22PM

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Adice Dog.

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#6 10-08-2009 08:11PM

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have a threesome with your grandparents

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#7 10-08-2009 11:40PM

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#8 10-08-2009 11:50PM

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ah i love advice dog...

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#9 10-08-2009 11:51PM

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Push the red button at every opportunity.
Stand under a tree with sheet metal covering during a lightning storm.

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#10 11-08-2009 12:02AM

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#11 11-08-2009 12:29AM

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Always listen to *good* advice

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#12 11-08-2009 11:14AM

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Whe you go into an Indian restaurant, summo the waiter by calling out "Hey Panchod"

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#13 11-08-2009 12:30PM

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http://memegenerator.net/Pages/All.aspx BTW

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#14 11-08-2009 08:30PM

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Always talk down to ethnic minorities

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#15 11-08-2009 10:44PM

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The solution for relationship trouble.(Approved by yours truly.)

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#16 11-08-2009 11:03PM

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Lick electrical sockets, I swear theres candy inside

Just stick it in and see what she says

Do whatever your brain tells you while drunk, it knows betterer

Believe people when they say your special

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#17 12-08-2009 11:39AM

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Hit on nuns. They're just looking for the right guy.

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#18 13-08-2009 05:26PM

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#19 14-08-2009 08:57AM

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Drink and drive, you wont feel a thing

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#20 14-08-2009 11:29AM

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Smoke, alot. Life is short.

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