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Son Auctions Dads Ashes On eBay for Abandoning Him As A Child

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    So the father led the son ashtray then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭dez_warlock


    He must've thought his dad was a right pain in the ash.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    F*CK YOU DAD! snif.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    So the father led the son ashtray then?

    Worst... Pun... Ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,584 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    He brought it urn himself


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    100% positive feedback,I'd buy from him anyday!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    I dont want to sound cynical but this could be a maketing ploy by E-bay.

    Im going to sell my goldfish's ashes on E-bay next week, put a sob story with it and some one will bite!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,843 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    It was just too late to urn his sons respect


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,292 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Ebay is a nice little urner, providing you're not selling corpses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭swingking


    he's dead serious about it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    It's a bit of grave topic to joke about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Par72


    I wonder the relevance of the bit about turning ashes into diamonds?

    "hey honey I just bought someone's ashes off ebay so I can make a diamond for you"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,292 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Par72 wrote: »
    I wonder the relevance of the bit about turning ashes into diamonds?

    That remains to be seen.


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