Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

shezzie · 04-06-2009 10:12PM

staker wrote: »

shezzie banned for being dysfunctional!

/where am i?

*oh, my home, the winner's podium*:D

are we not all abit dysfunctional no - tis fun

you are in the losers dock

while me heads of for me winners party - id ask ya but your in losersville

joes girls · 04-06-2009 11:00PM

ha ha move it you lot........im back......

staker · 04-06-2009 11:04PM

/releases trap door under top step on podium,jg's body goes limp on noose

me wins:pac:

joes girls · 04-06-2009 11:09PM

that wasnt me you fool.......ah poor holly.......

staker · 04-06-2009 11:12PM

you talkin to me? (all Al Pacino-esque)

joes girls · 04-06-2009 11:14PM

yeah me talkin to you..........

shezzie · 04-06-2009 11:22PM

me wins yet again

joes girls · 04-06-2009 11:29PM

ah and yet again i is here to take it.....

Queen-Mise · 04-06-2009 11:30PM

i hope you have been looking after my throne well - in my absence

kerash · 04-06-2009 11:57PM

QM over-throne

holly1 · 05-06-2009 03:02AM

Kerash thrown over QM..
Holly rules.....

Red_Marauder · 05-06-2009 03:04AM

But Red Marauder comes from nowhere and gallops to an outstanding finish.

holly1 · 05-06-2009 03:10AM

Holly (the filly)justs pips RM at the post,
and the people go wilde...

Red_Marauder · 05-06-2009 03:24AM

Suddenly, the rider falls off. It was Elizabeth Taylor... women can't be jockeys because the war hasnt happene yet and this is all black and white

Holly is disqualified and RM lands the plate!

And then teh internets is invented and the mod closes this thread.

End/

holly1 · 05-06-2009 03:34AM

Forward to the future......Holly Wins..

colrow · 05-06-2009 06:44AM

holly1 wrote: »

Forward to the future......Holly hands the Win over to the waiting Colrow..

Thankyou Holly

I win losers !!!!!!!!!!!!

shezzie · 05-06-2009 09:20AM

morning colrow how you feeling today -

shezzie back to claim the win

colrow · 05-06-2009 10:32AM

shezzie wrote: »

morning colrow how you feeling today -

colrows back to claim his win

Much better thanx, thanks for holding the win for me, Just been to the docs got all me blood tests back good, she says the reason i'm feeling tired is cos "You're no spring chicken",

Blooming bugger it

anyway I win

joes girls · 05-06-2009 10:39AM

hey all .......not long left for you colrow!!!!!:p:);):p

shezzie · 05-06-2009 10:47AM

ah poor colrow - being told your no spring chicken and losing the winners trophy in one day

you should seriously go for a lie down and rest

holly1 · 05-06-2009 10:47AM

Its hard to kill a bad thing..

colrow · 05-06-2009 10:52AM

Me got it, and rigor mortise is setting in, you'll never get it out of my grasp now

holly1 · 05-06-2009 10:54AM

What you grasping??????

colrow · 05-06-2009 10:54AM

>
> The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.
Though
> they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched
their
> pennies.
>
>
> Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to
the
> wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare
vacation and
> their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
>
>
> They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside.
He took
> them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a
fully
> stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be
seen
> hanging their favourite clothes in the closet.
> They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This
will be
> your home now..'
>
>
> The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why,
> nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
> The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a
championship golf
> course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
> 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man.
> 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every
day.'
>
>
>
>
> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with
every
> imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to
exotic
> deserts, free flowing beverages.
> 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is
all free
> for you to enjoy.'
> The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
> 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the
decaffeinated
> tea?,' he asked.
> That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as
much as
> you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
> This is Heaven!'
>
>
> The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
> 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
> 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
> 'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
>
> The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f....ing bran
Flakes.
> We could have been here ten years ago!'
>
>

colrow · 05-06-2009 10:55AM

holly1 wrote: »

What you grasping??????

All your knickers and the win of course

shezzie · 05-06-2009 10:59AM

lol - good joke colrow

that and the one that you won here absolutely hilarious

morning holly1

holly1 · 05-06-2009 11:00AM

colrow wrote: »

>
> The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.
Though
> they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched
their
> pennies.
>
>
> Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to
the
> wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare
vacation and
> their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
>
>
> They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside.
He took
> them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a
fully
> stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be
seen
> hanging their favourite clothes in the closet.
> They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This
will be
> your home now..'
>
>
> The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why,
> nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
> The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a
championship golf
> course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
> 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man.
> 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every
day.'
>
>
>
>
> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with
every
> imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to
exotic
> deserts, free flowing beverages.
> 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is
all free
> for you to enjoy.'
> The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
> 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the
decaffeinated
> tea?,' he asked.
> That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as
much as
> you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
> This is Heaven!'
>
>
> The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
> 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
> 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
> 'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
>
> The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f....ing bran
Flakes.
> We could have been here ten years ago!'
>
>

:DThats a good one:D.
:(Is that how you are feeling:D.

holly1 · 05-06-2009 11:03AM

shezzie wrote: »

lol - good joke colrow

that and the one that you won here absolutely hilarious

morning holly1

Morning Shezz,he has,ent lost his sence of humour,poor sick auld fella.:rolleyes:

colrow · 05-06-2009 11:15AM

I'm sorry if I've failed to offend anyone here, I'll try much harder from now on.

Now who whats a game of slipadicktome

kerash · 05-06-2009 11:31AM

Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

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