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touching cloth

  • 04-06-2009 11:43PM
    #1
    googlehead
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    ever happened to you?

    discuss


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  • #2
    Borneo Fnctn
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    You mean my **** sock?


  • #3
    orestes
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    IBTL


  • #4
    KittyeeTrix
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    orestes wrote: »
    IBTL

    What does IBTL mean?:confused:


  • #5
    bigeasyeah
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    Natures warning


  • #6
    HarryPalmer
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    fluffyorganic1 wrote: »
    What does IBTL mean?:confused:

    Pretty much the same thing as touching cloth.


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  • #7
    googlehead
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    jackpalance wrote: »
    You mean my **** sock?

    no i mean crapping yourself, maybe you should start another thread about that!!!


  • #8
    Fizman
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    fluffyorganic1 wrote: »
    What does IBTL mean?:confused:

    I bite the linen.


  • #9
    phelixoflaherty
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    Bit like a turtles head


  • #10
    orestes
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    fluffyorganic1 wrote: »
    What does IBTL mean?:confused:

    In Before The Lock

    Essentialy, as soon as a mod of AH sees this it's gonna be locked for being a shit thread in every possible application of the term


  • #11
    admiralofthefleet
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    fluffyorganic1 wrote: »
    What does IBTL mean?:confused:

    in before the lock

    on topic, who hasnt had a mole at the counter at some stage?


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  • #12
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    in before the lock

    on topic, who hasnt had a mole at the counter at some stage?

    Very true, and doesn't it always happen at the worst possible time such as before a job interview?


  • #13
    bronte
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    What is up with all the sh it threads lately?


  • #14
    stovelid
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    bronte wrote: »
    What is up with all the sh it threads lately?

    School holidays.


  • #15
    HarryPalmer
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    stovelid wrote: »
    School holidays.

    Bring back the birch, that's what I say. That, and forced child labour.


  • #16
    Crowhill
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    prairiedogging, actually it can be a nice sensation sometimes. it's not so good if you do have turtlehead poking out AND you have to run for the jacks. like running from the knees down


  • #17
    My name is URL
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    Ah the old turtle head scenario

    I find it's best to clench before the brown snake penetrates the inner sphinct, stop the beast dead in it's tracks so to speak

    A quick dispatch is vital though, so don't hang around waiting for your hole to turn blue

    /who am I kidding, I'm no Flutt =(


  • #18
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnD6umhOGw


  • #19
    googlehead
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    stovelid wrote: »
    School holidays.

    unemployed:D


  • #20
    bronte
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    stovelid wrote: »
    School holidays.

    I see!


  • #21
    googlehead
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    Ah the old turtle head scenario

    I find it's best to clench before the brown snake penetrates the inner sphinct, stop the beast dead in it's tracks so to speak

    A quick dispatch is vital though, so don't hang around waiting for your hole to turn blue

    /who am I kidding, I'm no Flutt =(


    what if you nip the head of the turtle? you will have a nudge in your pants then.

    you need to be quick on the draw to do that


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  • #22
    Diabhal Beag
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    Sharting is worse. At least with a turd it stays in the cloth but diahorrea goes everywhere.


  • #23
    admiralofthefleet
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    Crowhill wrote: »
    prairiedogging, actually it can be a nice sensation sometimes. it's not so good if you do have turtlehead poking out AND you have to run for the jacks. like running from the knees down

    an arse like a rabbits nose


  • #24
    blubloblu
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    Observe my defeat of censorship:
    shi​t


  • #25
    My name is URL
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    googlehead wrote: »
    what if you nip the head of the turtle? you will have a nudge in your pants then.

    you need to be quick on the draw to do that

    Just act nonchalantly and do a quick bevel on the spot

    let the disembodied ball roll down your trouser leg

    then leg it, it's someone else's problem now :cool:


  • #26
    googlehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭googlehead


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Just act nonchalantly and do a quick bevel on the spot

    let the disembodied ball roll down your trouser leg

    then leg it, it's someone else's problem now :cool:



    i can't find the thumbs up so i'll just say it "thumbs up"


  • #27
    Super-Rush
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    Got caught rotten one day fishing.....explosive diarrhea(nothing i could do), one half in my pants the other half in a bucket while squatting in the back of an old paddywagon. Cleaned myself with 4 bottles of Volvic and a roll of Bounty. Then realised i left my spare clothes at home so i was forced to wear a pair of plastic trousers and no underwear. Cue the warmest day of the year and i'm sure everyone can fill in the rest.


  • #28
    javaboy
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    This is not the place to discuss fecal matters.


  • #29
    Terry
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    ****ing students.


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