How drunk haz u been

Redpunto · 02-06-2009 07:35PM #1

OK, make me feel better - went out over the weekend, not intending to get snozzled but ended up losing a couple of hours where i think i may have fallen once or twice on the dance floor, managed to get a taxi but was completely blotto, got out of the cab and fell backwards landing on my elbow. The taxi driver, god bless him, came out to help pick meself up but I feel abosolutely mortooooo.

I dont think i have ever gotten so drunk that i cant stand up.:D

Zillah · 02-06-2009 07:38PM

Were you drunk when you typed the thread title?

KittyeeTrix · 02-06-2009 07:39PM

Ended up dancing once in Magaluf in my thong and heels in a club on my 30th birthday getaway...........CRINGE
Actually, do ya know what, to hell with it.......
Had great fun:D

Just glad it wasn't in my local:eek:

CHAVTASTIC Ha Ha

bronte · 02-06-2009 07:39PM

Was at barbeque sunday eve.
Started off fine, gradually decended into insanity.
People shouldn't be allowed near karaoke machines whilst alcohol is present.

Tuts my barrah

Terry · 02-06-2009 07:42PM

I was in some place on Friday night and I still don't know if it was a really cool apartment or just some bar on the top floor of what I seem to recall being a Georgian house somewhere in Dublin.
Can't remember who I went in with or who I left with.
Fell asleep on the bus on the way home and told two girls that I was totally awesome before stumbling off with half of the menu from McDonalds.

sub-x · 02-06-2009 07:42PM

bronte wrote: »

Was at barbeque sunday eve.
Started off fine, gradually decended into insanity.
People shouldn't be allowed near karaoke machines whilst alcohol is present.

Tuts my barrah

LMFAO so eloquently put

Gran Hermano · 02-06-2009 07:43PM

Never drunk enough to mix up S with Z.

Terry · 02-06-2009 07:44PM

Also, I sat down beside a bum to have a chat, but it wasn't a bum. It was just a bag of rubbish.

sub-x · 02-06-2009 07:49PM

Terry wrote: »

Also, I sat down beside a bum to have a chat, but it wasn't a bum. It was just a bag of rubbish.

We have a winner

k99_64 · 02-06-2009 08:05PM

Hospitalized.

peasant · 02-06-2009 08:25PM

Many many moons ago went to a party. Didn't manage to get the interest of the girl that I was after and decided to have a chat with a bottle of vodka instead. Reached the point where I was feeling very sick and thought it better to go home. So I cycled home, along a forest track, not a public road.

From that point there is a blank to the time I woke up the following day in my underwear in my bed, only to find my clothes caked in muck and semi torn and the bike in the garden with twisted handlebars, a twisted saddle and decorated with copious amounts of muck and foliage.

Not a scratch on me though:D

BraziliaNZ · 02-06-2009 08:34PM

well i always found that you can't get much drunker than blacking out so that's about as bad as it's got for me, which unfortunately has been rather often. It's what you hear about yourself from other people the next day which bothers me, or if you wake up with cuts on your head and blood all over the place,

ejmaztec · 02-06-2009 08:40PM

peasant wrote: »

Many many moons ago went to a party. Didn't manage to get the interest of the girl that I was after and decided to have a chat with a bottle of vodka instead. Reached the point where I was feeling very sick and thought it better to go home. So I cycled home, along a forest track, not a public road.

From that point there is a blank to the time I woke up the following day in my underwear in my bed, only to find my clothes caked in muck and semi torn and the bike in the garden with twisted handlebars, a twisted saddle and decorated with copious amounts of muck and foliage.

Not a scratch on me though:D

I expect that aliens were poking you with a stick on the mothership before they dumped you in your bed. Regressive hypnosis is called for.:eek:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 02-06-2009 08:42PM

People are apparently still talking about the thread I started when I got drunk...

ejmaztec · 02-06-2009 08:49PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

People are apparently still talking about the thread I started when I got drunk...

Did you get much for the movie rights?

petes · 02-06-2009 08:50PM

This past weekend was a bit hectic! Started last thursday and finished yesterday!! Was frigged today.

3qsmavrod5twfe · 02-06-2009 08:51PM

Brought to cop shop for "my own safety" after falling asleep in a phone box. Garda's report said I was too drunk to to tell her my name.

And no, I can't remember if she was hot...:rolleyes:

Terry · 02-06-2009 08:53PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well i always found that you can't get much drunker than blacking out so that's about as bad as it's got for me, which unfortunately has been rather often. It's what you hear about yourself from other people the next day which bothers me, or if you wake up with cuts on your head and blood all over the place,

It's only bad if they tell you that you were a wanker when you were drunk.
Thankfully I haven't been told that in quite a few years.

Pighead · 02-06-2009 08:55PM

Pighead is generally a very light sleeper and the sound of a worm coughing has been known to wake him up. Think it comes from a need to protect people. A caveman instinct to protect house and home, and people who are important. One little noise and before you can say "Go back to bed dear, it was just a coughing worm" Pigheads out of the bed standing in a protective combative pose.

When alcohol is involved though, it tends to be a different story. There could be a herd of noisy elephants coughing in Pigheads ears and he still wouldn't awaken from his slumbers. And unfortunately for Pighead his college flatmates knew this only too well. Had got sacked from Supermacs for poisoning a bus load of kids with uncooked burgers and was in the pub drowning sorrows and cursing the fact kids stomachs are so weak. Got drunk that night, very very drunk.

The lads knew that Pighead was drunk when they seen the trail of wee wee leading to his bed. If Pighead had been awake he would have seen a glint of mischief in all their eyes and he wouldn't have liked it one little bit.

None of this shaving eyebrows or drawing pictures of willies on the face for these boyos. No they were too sophisticated for that. They grabbed a corner each of the mattress and carried Pighead for five minutes until they had reached their destination. The centre circle of the pitch at the front of GMIT. Disaster for Pighead. Especially seeing as it was a Wednesday night and college was full of laughing pointing people the next day. It was a long, cold embarrassing walk home that Thursday morning but many lessons were learnt that day. Have never undercooked a burger since that fateful night.

BraziliaNZ · 02-06-2009 09:05PM

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead is generally a very light sleeper and the sound of a worm coughing has been known to wake him up. Think it comes from a need to protect people. A caveman instinct to protect house and home, and people who are important. One little noise and before you can say "Go back to bed dear, it was just a coughing worm" Pigheads out of the bed standing in a protective combative pose.

When alcohol is involved though, it tends to be a different story. There could be a herd of noisy elephants coughing in Pigheads ears and he still wouldn't awaken from his slumbers. And unfortunately for Pighead his college flatmates knew this only too well. Had got sacked from Supermacs for poisoning a bus load of kids with uncooked burgers and was in the pub drowning sorrows and cursing the fact kids stomachs are so weak. Got drunk that night, very very drunk.

The lads knew that Pighead was drunk when they seen the trail of wee wee leading to his bed. If Pighead had been awake he would have seen a glint of mischief in all their eyes and he wouldn't have liked it one little bit.

None of this shaving eyebrows or drawing pictures of willies on the face for these boyos. No they were too sophisticated for that. They grabbed a corner each of the mattress and carried Pighead for five minutes until they had reached their destination. The centre circle of the pitch at the front of GMIT. Disaster for Pighead. Especially seeing as it was a Wednesday night and college was full of laughing pointing people the next day. It was a long, cold embarrassing walk home that Thursday morning but many lessons were learnt that day. Have never undercooked a burger since that fateful night.

Who is this pighead person you're talking about and why does he have the same name as you?

Latchy · 02-06-2009 09:05PM

Got slowly and seriously blotto last saturday night in a Liverpool hotel , with two other irish people and a stag party from Sunderland for company .:D

Last I remember was asking one of the group ,who was supposedly a mastermind genius ,what the capital of Kazakhstan was

I woke up in my own bed so all was good

BraziliaNZ · 02-06-2009 09:06PM

Terry wrote: »

It's only bad if they tell you that you were a wanker when you were drunk.
Thankfully I haven't been told that in quite a few years.

well no matter what it is you were doing it's not nice when you can't remember it

Pighead · 02-06-2009 09:10PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Who is this pighead person you're talking about and why does he have the same name as you?

What do you mean "Who is Pighead?" It's quite simple.

Pighead is Pighead, you are BrazilianNZ and he is the walrus. It's not rocket science.

Terry · 02-06-2009 09:11PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well no matter what it is you were doing it's not nice when you can't remember it

I disagree.
If you are behaving yourself, having fun, not annoying anyone or breaking any laws, then I think it's fine.

Hank Scorpio · 02-06-2009 09:13PM

saw a neighbour on the street yesterday outside his front gate, ya know the small ones that lead into the front garden.

Anyways he had his housekeys out trying to open the gate thinking it was his front door. I walked by about 15 mins later and he was asleep on the pavement with the keys still in his hands!

Helped him in and then went home!

Iv been pretty demented myself but most of my stories are nasty so wont get into that

Pighead · 02-06-2009 09:13PM

Terry wrote: »

I disagree.
If you are behaving yourself, having fun, not annoying anyone or breaking any laws, then I think it's fine.

Spot on Terry. Most of the best nights are the ones that take weeks to piece together.

Terry · 02-06-2009 09:14PM

Pighead wrote: »

What do you mean "Who is Pighead?" It's quite simple.

Pighead is Pighead, you are BrazilianNZ and he is the walrus. It's not rocket science.

goo goo g'joob

BraziliaNZ · 02-06-2009 09:17PM

Terry wrote: »

I disagree.
If you are behaving yourself, having fun, not annoying anyone or breaking any laws, then I think it's fine.

well personally i get worried when hours are missing it's scary

Pighead · 02-06-2009 09:20PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well personally i get worried when hours are missing it's scary

Ah they always turn up eventually in fairness. Usually underneath the couch or the cushions.

Mimikyu · 02-06-2009 09:30PM

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Redpunto · 02-06-2009 10:29PM

thanks guys - feel a fell of alot better:D feckin mupper that i is!

Worst part is i wasnt out with good mates - out with a load of moo cows so i can just imagine what they're saying about me

How drunk haz u been

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