whats the best/worst chat up lines

CommieBaz · 31-05-2009 10:38PM

Do your jeans have mirrors on them?
Coz I can see myself in your pants tonight.

stiff kitten · 31-05-2009 10:46PM

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

Get your coat, you have pulled

I wish you were a door.....
[Why?]
So I could bang you all day

cardio,shoot me · 31-05-2009 11:26PM

heard this one and thought it was funny

"hello, help me, the CIA are trying to capture my penis, i need somewhere to hide it!"

"oh my" etc etc

kwestfan08 · 31-05-2009 11:30PM

"You may not have been grown up on a farm but you sure know how to raise a cock"

DubMedic · 31-05-2009 11:49PM

''Nice legs , what time do they open at?''
* slapped across face several times *

etc.

RedNiamhy · 01-06-2009 02:26AM

I had this line used on me (it didn't work!!)

I have this magic watch and it's telling me that you're not wearing any knickers. Is it true?

No

Well, it IS an hour fast.

(he tried to blame his friends for making him use it!)

Sharpshooter · 01-06-2009 02:28AM

I bet you clocked him straight away.

zoology lady · 01-06-2009 02:34AM

I love this thread!!! just thought I'd add the last line I got fed..
"I’m a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a interesting intelligent girl who wants to make her boyfriend jealous in order to get expensive gifts from him

it didn't work, but I did talk to him for a while.

tommyboy2222 · 01-06-2009 02:35AM

My name is Ryan Tubridy.

5318008! · 09-06-2009 08:29PM

So, are you butch or femme :pac:!

Elliemental · 09-06-2009 09:47PM

I only ever get really corny chat up lines.
'i like that dress, it'll look great on my bedroom floor'.
A guy actually said that to me.

iHeartRyanAdams · 09-06-2009 10:05PM

god you don't sweat much for a fat lass!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 09-06-2009 10:07PM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I bet you clocked him straight away.

As a man, I must say that you really have to watch out for seriously sleazy lads in this country.

Sharpshooter · 09-06-2009 10:10PM

I'd spot them in a second Frada.
I detest chat up lines that are sleazy tbh.

pikachucheeks · 09-06-2009 10:16PM

kwestfan08 wrote: »

"You may not have been grown up on a farm but you sure know how to raise a cock"

That's hilarious!

I'm using that on some guy! :pac:

Sharpshooter · 09-06-2009 10:21PM

You're going to use that on some GUY??

homerun_homer · 09-06-2009 11:36PM

Guy "I don't know who my dad is"
Girl "Why are you telling me?"
Guy "Cause I hear girls love bastards"

dylano_k · 10-06-2009 01:23AM

Guy: Those jeans look very tight, how do you get into them?

Girl: Well you can start by buying me a drink !!

Used this one last year on hols very drunk at the time dont know where it came from...

Me: Hey, ya got your bullet proof vest on ??

Girl: Ehm why?

Me: "Cos the guns are out tonight ! (i tensed my arms)

Got a few laughs out of it

At Oxegen last year.." so, your tent or mine?"

Mac Masters · 10-06-2009 01:36AM

Is your dad a terrorist, cause your da bomb! :cool:

dylano_k · 10-06-2009 02:01AM

Also on hols last year in the club i had noticed the tag still on my shorts. Inspired by my mates story of his mate who brought a peg out with him one night..i decided to do my own version.

I walked upto girls tuckin at their bra-straps, tops ect. and said em think ya forgot to take the tag off..they were morto:eek: ha ha met at least 12 girls that night with that tag...Has anybody else tried this one? its dynamite !!

BraziliaNZ · 10-06-2009 10:53AM

holy my jacket love i'm going for a sh*t

speedboatchase · 10-06-2009 10:55AM

dylano_k wrote: »

Also on hols last year in the club i had noticed the tag still on my shorts. Inspired by my mates story of his mate who brought a peg out with him one night..i decided to do my own version.

I walked upto girls tuckin at their bra-straps, tops ect. and said em think ya forgot to take the tag off..they were morto:eek: ha ha met at least 12 girls that night with that tag...Has anybody else tried this one? its dynamite !!

Surely if you were caught untucking them, you'd get a slap?

dylano_k · 10-06-2009 12:20PM

speedboatchase wrote: »

Surely if you were caught untucking them, you'd get a slap?

No they obviously were too embarassed to do anythin at 1st even sayin OMG thanks scarrrleeettt !!! Best pick-up line without saying a word !! I recommend it for anyone !

Porkpie · 10-06-2009 12:29PM

Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up

Starman07 · 10-06-2009 02:41PM

Guy "Hey, do you want to dance?"
Girl "Yes"
Guy "Cool, go dance over there while i talk to your friend....."

here.from.day.1 · 12-06-2009 02:54PM

dylano_k wrote: »

No they obviously were too embarassed to do anythin at 1st even sayin OMG thanks scarrrleeettt !!! Best pick-up line without saying a word !! I recommend it for anyone !

Would a quick look at the label not give it away?? I mean shes probably gone out and bought a *popular womens clothing brand* top, I think she gonna cop when she reads Dunnes or Pennys on the label your holding..? :pac:

Porkpie · 12-06-2009 03:00PM

Sit on my face.

ScumLord · 12-06-2009 04:49PM

Shout "OIY" and pint at your crouch when she looks.

RoxyHart · 12-06-2009 05:07PM

Some hum-dingers:

Nice legs, what time do they open?

My face is leaving in 5 mins, be sure to be on it.

How old are you, cos you sure don't look old :rolleyes:

PK2008 · 12-06-2009 05:13PM

Want to put the sensual back in non consensual?

whats the best/worst chat up lines

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