The Pun appreciation thread!

A7X · 07-05-2009 12:34AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Oh so you are trying to whitewash it now.

This thread is like watching paint dry now.

Sharpshooter · 07-05-2009 12:37AM

Don't be such a drip.
:pac:

dak · 08-05-2009 01:30PM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Don't be such a drip.
:pac:

This is turning into a whirlpool ....It Persilcuting !

Alice1 · 08-05-2009 06:22PM

Hm, becoming a real Hotpoint...

Sharpshooter · 08-05-2009 09:18PM

Yes, we really should turn it down a degree before it spins out of control.

dak · 09-05-2009 12:38PM

Its draining me !

Sharpshooter · 09-05-2009 04:17PM

Pipe down you are just feeling all washed out.

Beekay · 14-05-2009 07:15PM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Pipe down you are just feeling all washed out.

Ah now, daz not nice!!

Sharpshooter · 14-05-2009 08:15PM

That's of little comfort to me tbh

Alice1 · 14-05-2009 08:26PM

That's a bit Bold of you Sharpshooter

Sharpshooter · 14-05-2009 08:36PM

Don't worry he'll bounce back soon enough.

15-05-2009 07:25AM

This thread's all washed up,
It's time to come clean!

Sharpshooter · 15-05-2009 07:36AM

Or at least stop going around in circles.
Someone could take a tumble.

Beanstalk · 15-05-2009 01:47PM

Washing appliances? This is a little inappropriate don't you think? Some outstanding citizens may view this thread as Indesit. we don't want to Bosch things up....

15-05-2009 01:56PM

W'll just bave to iron out these difficulties and launder on.

Beekay · 15-05-2009 02:05PM

This topic is a real hotpoint.....someone is bound to get creased so we better finish this off before we leave our comfort zone

Beanstalk · 15-05-2009 02:15PM

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.

"Tiny" replies the man.

"Why's that?" asks the bartender.

"Because he's my newt..."

CyberWaste · 15-05-2009 04:04PM

Oh the poor bar man, he got be-littled.

Beanstalk · 15-05-2009 06:25PM

What did santa give the wee elf for his dinner to make him feel better?

...elf-raising flour...

Sharpshooter · 15-05-2009 06:45PM

Not bad dough it could have been better.

Beanstalk · 15-05-2009 07:20PM

i think ill be leaven now, its gettin late, the sun is rising in the yeast....

EverEvolving · 20-05-2009 11:43PM

If your hungry i hear the rising sun does a great meal, they will even give you a lift home

Sharpshooter · 21-05-2009 12:00AM

Yes but they expect you to pay,now that takes the biscuit!!!
I mean crumbs they let you think it's free and then they ask for the dough!!!

edson · 23-05-2009 11:32PM

speaking of crumbs, nothing like a good hob knob....now where's the tea?

Sharpshooter · 23-05-2009 11:40PM

Why it's in the golfbag, where do you keep yours?

dak · 25-05-2009 03:38PM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Why it's in the golfbag, where do you keep yours?

Well Putt ! Do you have a Caddy .....a Tea Caddy of course!

Sharpshooter · 25-05-2009 05:46PM

Of course, and I dip my club milk into my tea.
No playing a round with inferior biscuits for me.

Alice1 · 25-05-2009 06:14PM

Sometimes, you just have Mikado with what you've got.

edson · 25-05-2009 11:54PM

well, all i've got is a digestive problem...
so, no rich tea for me then!

Sharpshooter · 26-05-2009 12:03AM

You should take tea at the Ritz they serve a cracker of meal and they don't mind if you gingerly ask for a doggy bag.

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