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NakedDex · 11-05-2009 11:15PM

That's awesome, it reminds me of the Coming To America/Star Wars mix, made all the more amusing when I remembered that it's actually James Earl Jones in both roles.

AHA!

hoplite · 12-05-2009 12:27AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvha8Dz_G_E

moggser · 12-05-2009 12:28AM

moggser · 12-05-2009 12:43AM

<snip>

moggser · 12-05-2009 01:02AM

happins when you go through sherriver

G3-Nut · 12-05-2009 02:28AM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=192_1242028874

Rew · 12-05-2009 10:20AM

Lads don't do/post anything that would give me any more encouragement (and I wouldn't need much!) to shut this freak show thread down...

Airsoft board is populated by many many minors and this thread must be safe for them.

moggser · 12-05-2009 10:57AM

Don't talk to my parrot ...

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.'

Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!'

'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!

To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!'

TheDoc · 12-05-2009 11:42AM

hahaha

hoplite · 12-05-2009 04:15PM

hoplite wrote: »

Hilarious!

Watching this would have cleansed my palette after the pile of sick that was the Phantom Menace. In fact if someone could do a similar clip with the Phantom Menace it would be cathartic.

WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE not suitable for the Kiddies possibly NSFW.

<snip>

Fair enough

was'nt sure where the bar was hence my NSFW warning. Will know for the next time.

CrazyRabbit · 12-05-2009 06:26PM

Rew wrote: »

Lads don't do/post anything that would give me any more encouragement (and I wouldn't need much!) to shut this freak show thread down...

Airsoft board is populated by many many minors and this thread must be safe for them.

"freak show thread" is a bit harsh isn't it? There's only one or two freaks here. The rest of us are semi-normal.

Gatling · 13-05-2009 12:18AM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

"freak show thread" is a bit harsh isn't it? There's only one or two freaks here. The rest of us are semi-normal.

shut the thread down again ,

try googleing sense of humor:P

moggser · 13-05-2009 12:27AM

Gatling wrote: »

shut the thread down again ,

try googleing sense of humor:P

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sense+of+humor

Busta Hyman · 13-05-2009 08:48AM

Rew wrote: »

Airsoft board is populated by many many minors and this thread must be safe for them.

have you heard what so called minors get up to and filth they spout ............. i dunno what the world is comeing to

moggser · 14-05-2009 12:58PM

Arcto · 14-05-2009 10:04PM

Theres something seriously fu(kin wrong with this video....but for the life of me i cant quiet put my finger on it....

Masada · 14-05-2009 10:11PM

bwhahaha!
thats mad!

+*EliteSniper*+ · 14-05-2009 10:48PM

Haha the voice of that wee guy is insane lol

Shiva · 14-05-2009 11:00PM

moggser wrote: »

That right there is the post of the year

I was in stitches watching that.
"Weeee I got a jeep !"
"O sh1t!"

Classic

Masada · 14-05-2009 11:50PM

i didnt see that earlier, lol, thats class.

TheDoc · 14-05-2009 11:53PM

Never seen that before? that went around like a plague in old day of defeat days, still one of the funniest I've seen along with this

Masada · 15-05-2009 12:26AM

or this.

Gatling · 15-05-2009 12:33AM

man its the jackson house hold pre court cases,

CrazyRabbit · 15-05-2009 02:07PM

Gatling wrote: »

shut the thread down again ,

try googleing sense of humor:P

Oh I was only joking!

Stercus Accidit · 15-05-2009 11:03PM

Normal services will resume shortly, we apologise for any inconveniece experienced by our readers. Reruns of the jill and dex show will replace the sheduled program, followed by txt speak for noobs wit kev lol. Sams epoxy yourself a new aeg will not be shown due to poor ratings. In other news a brand new m4 variant is due to be released, probably, soon, there always is. More after the break...

jill_valentine · 15-05-2009 11:14PM

I'm sorry, I've been too incredibly hypnotised by http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Some of those photos must have been found in evidence lockers, I swear to Christ.

Harlequin Wolf · 15-05-2009 11:52PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Check this out (NSFW)

TheDoc · 16-05-2009 12:33AM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

Normal services will resume shortly, we apologise for any inconveniece experienced by our readers. Reruns of the jill and dex show will replace the sheduled program, followed by txt speak for noobs wit kev lol. Sams epoxy yourself a new aeg will not be shown due to poor ratings. In other news a brand new m4 variant is due to be released, probably, soon, there always is. More after the break...

How fail or win would an irish airsoft podcast, radio show of somesort be?

I used be a presenter on a number of big free radio stations in the uk over winamp, and did pro gaming commentaries live to thousands across europe as well as working as a journo for 2 of the worlds biggest proffesional gaming teams.

Wonder would there be any interest in an irish airsoft show? I dont do mega serious ****, bitta laughs, special guests, reviews chatter etc, wonder if it would take off. Defenderdudes interest in that other podcast got me thninking.

Masada · 16-05-2009 12:41AM

major horn blow-age....

EDIT:
In other news today, dex lost his flight virginity... how weird is that, an aviation engineer who's afraid of flying. rofl.

andy_g · 16-05-2009 12:59AM

TheDoc wrote: »

How fail or win would an irish airsoft podcast, radio show of somesort be?

I used be a presenter on a number of big free radio stations in the uk over winamp, and did pro gaming commentaries live to thousands across europe as well as working as a journo for 2 of the worlds biggest proffesional gaming teams.

Wonder would there be any interest in an irish airsoft show? I dont do mega serious ****, bitta laughs, special guests, reviews chatter etc, wonder if it would take off. Defenderdudes interest in that other podcast got me thninking.

theres already a station setting it up i used to be involved with got a call 2 weeks about it will have more info up shortly and no its not mr. duffy

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