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Why isn't there a dating forum on boards?

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  • 29-04-2009 6:33pm
    #1
    New Boardsie
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭


    it would do well I think


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    #2
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    IBTL

    Because we all spend our time here. ;)


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    #3
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,009 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    it would do well I think

    What yer doing tonight big boy?


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    #4
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    There is but New users have to pass the initiation ritual to be allowed in!


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    #5
    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Because we're all afraid of meeting people in person, we can hide behind our screens and SHOUT AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE WRONG i.e ALL THE ****ING TIME!!


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    #6
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Ah here, I know we're nerds but we're not that desperate...


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    #7
    New Boardsie
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭New Boardsie


    jonny24ie wrote: »
    There is but New users have to pass the initiation ritual to be allowed in!

    so whats the initiation ritual then? and whereabouts is this forum, I've never seen it


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    phasers wrote: »
    we're not that desperate...

    *cough*
    Speak for yourself.


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    so whats the initiation ritual then? and whereabouts is this forum, I've never seen it

    Walk out your door, you'll find an envelope under your doormat. Follow the directions and when you arrive at a warehouse, ask for Snyper.


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    so whats the initiation ritual then? and whereabouts is this forum, I've never seen it

    Ah you have to wait until your invited..... At any given moment (Could be within 5 minutes or 5 months) you will receive a PM with instructions on how to access the forum. Failure to follow the instructions 100% means you will receive an automatic ban.Complete them and let the party start. ;)


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    #11
    New Boardsie
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭New Boardsie


    phasers wrote: »
    Ah here, I know we're nerds but we're not that desperate...

    yeah we are, anyway everyones doing it these days, theres no longer a stigma with online dating, get with the times man


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Just go to PI and post a thread asking where all the single guys/gals are.

    Wait for the PM's.


    Or get a job as a hairdresser. ;)


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    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    so whats the initiation ritual then? and whereabouts is this forum, I've never seen it

    Paddling of the Swollen Ass and then the Paddling of the Swollen Ass..with Paddles.


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    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    errr.......................there is, it called BGRH

    how many relationship have come out of that forum?

    about 5 i think and probably a hell of a lot more one night stands:pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Ok, let's see...
    23yr old male looking for beautiful female, 18-25, slim, large breasts, addicted to sex, sometimes anal who can anyone speak l337. I can't very well, but I'm sure we could communicate through a mix of l337 and Klingon. Knowledge of Star Wars/Star Trek/Comics books essential.

    Ladies, please...form an orderly queue!

    See, THIS is why we're not trying to hook up with each other.


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    New Boardsie
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭New Boardsie


    pink fluffy bunny wrote: »
    errr.......................there is, it called BGRH

    how many relationship have come out of that forum?

    about 5 i think and probably a hell of a lot more one night stands:pac::pac::pac::pac:

    really? but all those guys are well, old balding and have bear guts, I'm talking about a forum for young trendy go getters, with hair


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    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,867 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    it would do well I think

    a/s/l?


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    really? but all those guys are well, old balding and have bear guts, I'm talking about a forum for young trendy go getters, with hair

    You'll be wanting the sex and sexuality forum.
    Unfortunately for you, you have to subscribe to access it, it's well worth it though ;-)


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    #19
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Because most of the people here are like the guys out of Big Bang Theory with the sense of humour of a 12 year old.


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    #20
    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    I prefer to think we're like The IT Crowd


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    liah wrote: »
    Because most of the people here are like the guys out of Big Bang Theory with the sense of humour of a 12 year old.

    Oh there'll be a big bang all right. Giggity.... oh wait. I see what you mean. :(


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    New Boardsie
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭New Boardsie


    liah wrote: »
    Because most of the people here are like the guys out of Big Bang Theory with the sense of humour of a 12 year old.

    Thats just not true, I know loads of people who use boards and none of them are geeks, they're just normal. Anyway you must like talking with geeks otherwise you wouldn't be here (if thats your opinion of the guys here)


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    #23
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    Thats just not true, I know loads of people who use boards and none of them are geeks, they're just normal. Anyway you must like talking with geeks otherwise you wouldn't be here (if thats your opinion of the guys here)

    Lol, don't take it so seriously, I adore Big Bang Theory and its (slightly crappier) twin, The IT Crowd, and would so go for Raj or Leonard or Roy (even Sheldon, sometimes..). I'm just saying, take a sample out of AH and you'd get a lot of strange lads with a lot of strange idiosyncrasies. :pac:


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    liah wrote: »
    Lol, don't take it so seriously, I adore Big Bang Theory and its (slightly crappier) twin, The IT Crowd, and would so go for Raj or Leonard or Roy (even Sheldon, sometimes..). I'm just saying, take a sample out of AH and you'd get a lot of strange lads with a lot of strange idiosyncrasies. :pac:
    idiosyncrasies does not mean synchronised idiocy.
    Whoda thunk it...


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    #25
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I'd do Sheldon, more men should be like him


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    #26
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    liah wrote: »
    Because most of the people here are like the guys out of Big Bang Theory with the sense of humour of a 12 year old.

    To answer your question OP its because all the ladies on boards are poopy faces and they all have cooties


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    #27
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    To answer your question OP its because all the ladies on boards are poopy faces and they all have cooties

    To be fair, I said "most of the PEOPLE here are like the guys out of Big Bang Theory.." :P


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    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    New Boardsie wrote: »
    really? but all those guys are well, old balding and have bear guts, I'm talking about a forum for young trendy go getters, with hair

    oi you.....................i am young'ish, trendy and go getter and my met my ball and chain there :mad:


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    #29
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    liah wrote: »
    To be fair, I said "most of the PEOPLE here are like the guys out of Big Bang Theory.." :P

    Apology accepted :D


    <---3,500 posts. yayyy


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    #30
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Do we really need to see thousands of posts from 'Girls in your area' willing to fulfill my deepest fantasy which involves a tube of deep heat, a can of lynx and a copy of the farmers journal and when you ring the number you get some auld one (YORE MA) on the other end coughing up a lung between gasps of 'harder big boy harder' even though i haven't opend my mouth to say anything....sorry dont know where this is all going really:o


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    #31
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    super-rush wrote: »
    fulfill my deepest fantasy which involves a tube of deep heat, a can of lynx and a copy of the farmers journal


    what now?


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