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OzCam · 28-04-2009 08:51PM

This is how Barbie® might look if she played Airsoft.

Barbie is a Trademark of Mattel, Inc.

Barbie wears vintage woodland camouflage and helmet by GI Joe.
Smoke grenade and pistol by Action Man.
Boots by Ken.
Safety Glasses, model's own.
Hair by Jean S.
Steyr AUG A1 model by Zacca Models, available from <http://myworld.ebay.com/toypeddlers/>.

Barbie says: "Always wear proper eye protection. Play Safe and Have Fun!"

Masada · 28-04-2009 09:08PM

Jeez Oz, we knew you were obsessed with the girls airsoft team but you havent gone and built your own Army barbie have ya?....

ROFL

OzCam · 28-04-2009 09:40PM

Barbie's on loan from my niece, who could actually field a complete soccer team with two subs. I just dressed and accessorised her. That photo was the standout of the bunch, it selected itself and I'm delighted with it. The AUG is just amazing. Fashionistas should get a laugh out of the credits, I hope.

I have few obsessions left these days, they're somewhere in the wreckage of my dreams. But I suppose I could add NAG supporter to my sig...

moggser · 28-04-2009 09:46PM

by the looks of it you've dressed them on more then one time Oz
some might think ya might be like smithers from the simpsons

not me tho

Rhinocharge · 28-04-2009 09:49PM

Leave well alone, if he wants to play with plastic dolls. When he boasts about rubber dolls I'd start worrying.

Masada · 28-04-2009 09:56PM

Malibu Stacy goes Iraqi!

OzCam · 28-04-2009 10:03PM

moggser wrote: »

by the looks of it you've dressed them on more then one time Oz

Ask no questions, and you'll be told no lies

moggser wrote: »

some might think ya might be like smithers from the simpsons.

That would mean playing with GI Joe. Er, no.

Oh sorry, I forgot, Hair by Jean.

Shiva · 29-04-2009 12:15AM

OzCam wrote: »

The AUG is just amazing. Fashionistas should get a laugh out of the credits, I hope.

I have to admit, the AUG made me look twice to make sure it was actually a Barbie, and not a real person pretending to be Barbie ! It looks very very detailed.

jill_valentine · 29-04-2009 12:23AM

I especially like her nonchalant faraway look. Very mail-order catalogue.

NakedDex · 29-04-2009 12:29AM

I take it this is an old photo? Isn't that the Berlin Fence in the background?

jill_valentine · 29-04-2009 12:41AM

You missed one important detail Ozcam - She's blonde, she needs the inevitable telltale camo green hairline.

Masada · 29-04-2009 01:09AM

Thats an optional extra. its not in the photo but it was to the left in the custom made storm case with barbie sized laser cut outs.
Shes also has optional irish DPM but for legal reasons Oz couldn't photo her in that uniform.

NakedDex · 29-04-2009 01:17AM

Oz, think you can hook her up with Defenderdude? They'd make a cute couple. She'll need multicam though...

moggser · 29-04-2009 01:27AM

Masada wrote: »

for legal reasons Oz couldn't photo her in that uniform.:D

is she not old enough or does he know her maybe lol

my gawd it gets worse he's takin pictures of Barbies lol
is that classed as some sor t of porn maybe a fettish of dolly's

OzCam · 29-04-2009 09:21AM

Shiva wrote: »

I have to admit, the AUG made me look twice to make sure it was actually a Barbie, and not a real person pretending to be Barbie ! It looks very very detailed.

Yes, it's even got the iron sights on top of the optic. The only thing I can find wrong with it is that the mag isn't quite wide enough, as if it was a single-stack instead of double-stack. I made the sling from some elastic. The attachment hoops are accurate, though they don't swivel.

NakedDex wrote: »

I take it this is an old photo? Isn't that the Berlin Fence in the background?

Nope, taken yesterday during our allotted 2 minutes of sunshine.

jill_valentine wrote: »

You missed one important detail Ozcam - She's blonde, she needs the inevitable telltale camo green hairline.

I did think about giving Barbie a few movie-style dabs of camo, but if I spoil her makeup my niece'll kill me.

Hivemind187 · 29-04-2009 09:36AM

NakedDex wrote: »

Oz, think you can hook her up with Defenderdude? They'd make a cute couple. She'll need multicam though...

Stop trying to breed an army of unstoppable, polymer super soldiers please!

Spetzcong · 29-04-2009 01:58PM

NakedDex wrote: »

Oz, think you can hook her up with Defenderdude? They'd make a cute couple. She'll need multicam though...

Ken's gonna be pissed...

Tommyboy71 · 29-04-2009 11:51PM

Has no-one seen it? Am I the only sane one here?

That isDefenderdude in his new role as IAA secretary. They have made a doll of it already.

moggser · 30-04-2009 11:54PM

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NakedDex · 01-05-2009 12:59AM

CMMG are releasing their new product "Tac Bac". Could have airsoft applications, particularly for milsim.

Also has accompanying series equipment on the way.

We have two products we will be offering in the near future:

Tac Bac Snak Atak Pak- Bandoleer that holds 6 cans

and

Tac Bac Snak Atak Brak- AR mounted cup holder w/picatinny rail mount.

They also included a useful chart for deciding when to use this product.

jill_valentine · 01-05-2009 02:04AM

Baconaise. After Baconaise, I just don't think I'll ever love bacon again. The trust is gone.

In other news, for the third time in four weeks, somebody's made a hamfisted attempt to try and steal my scooter. I don't understand. I love my scooter, but bless it, it's old and uh, careworn. It couldn't possibly be worth the effort that's been put into trying to steal it. If anybody knows a good place to get cheap parts for a Honda Vision, lemme know.

OzCam · 01-05-2009 09:20AM

Dex: love the flowchart. It reminds me of the Blame The Contractor one. No, not those Contractors, the IT one. And that product has way too much sodium, sodium and sodium in it. And salt.

Jill: sorry to hear about your scooter. I'm sure there are several of us who could rig up a dye bomb if pushed to it. Dex, f'rinstance

bullets · 01-05-2009 09:23AM

Has anyone ever wondered what kind of energy
one of these typically sends out with a good hard squeeze
and the mass of a typical chuck of spud that fits into the
nozzle end of the gun:

http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/spud800.jpg
http://rickmega.com/images/spudgun.jpg

I'd like to know if in theory if you got a good seal,
pulled the trigger hard enough would you break the 1j limit
and have the childhood toy become an object that needs
to be licensed.

~B

Masada · 01-05-2009 09:51AM

jill_valentine wrote: »

In other news, for the third time in four weeks, somebody's made a hamfisted attempt to try and steal my scooter. I don't understand. I love my scooter, but bless it, it's old and uh, careworn. It couldn't possibly be worth the effort that's been put into trying to steal it. If anybody knows a good place to get cheap parts for a Honda Vision, lemme know.

You have a Honda Vision!
Jeez I haven't seen one of those in years, they were great little bikes,
And for the record, no, it wasn't me who tried to whipp it.

You should get yourself a decent disc lock, their very difficult to remove by force.
I'd love this one.

What parts do ya need for it?
These are probably the best breakers and their prices are decent too,

City Spares
Unit 48
Cherry Orchard Int. Est.
Dublin 10
Ireland
Tel: 00353-1-6268787
Tel: 00353-1-6268393

Rogue-Trooper · 01-05-2009 10:23AM

bullets wrote: »

Has anyone ever wondered what kind of energy
one of these typically sends out with a good hard squeeze
and the mass of a typical chuck of spud that fits into the
nozzle end of the gun:

http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/spud800.jpg
http://rickmega.com/images/spudgun.jpg

I'd like to know if in theory if you got a good seal,
pulled the trigger hard enough would you break the 1j limit
and have the childhood toy become an object that needs
to be licensed.

~B

I think a Rooster could probably break the 1j - that's why I only let my young lad use Maris Pipers or Kerr's Pinks in his one.

If I get time over the weekend I might experiment with different varieties of vegetables in the spud gun and post up the chrono results. I'm guessing turnips would be badass.....:cool:

Stercus Accidit · 01-05-2009 01:43PM

I no longer own an airsoft skorpion, it will be referred to as the klobb from now on.

Who else on this forum owns a replica of the mighty klobb? Who I ask is worthy of the title of klobb wielder, disciple of the klobb?
I have proudly gotten kills with my klobb, my komrades in arms have held back the enemy with my klobb. It has been sat on, thrown and dropped, and it still packs 220 fps and a 3 inch barrel.

I am a klobb wielder, I am a disciple of the klobb.

My airsoft klobb even sounds like the goldeneye one, fft clicky fft clicky fft clicky fft clicky fft clicky fft....

KLOBB FTW! Who will join me?

zero19 · 01-05-2009 01:53PM

I'm debating purchasing a "Klobb" but which are bestest, JG or Well??

Stercus Accidit · 01-05-2009 01:58PM

zero19 wrote: »

I'm debating purchasing a "Klobb" but which are bestest, JG or Well??

Wot am Best Klobb? o_O

I don't know about the JG, but my well has worked perfectly since I got it, bar having to reseat the hop rubber.

NakedDex · 01-05-2009 02:54PM

Ironically, the airsoft one is as powerful as the Goldeneye one. Maybe more so. At least the airsoft one will take less than a mag to kill it's target from 4 yards with head shots.

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