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the "in my pants" game!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    What a naughty boy was that, to try to drown poor pussy cat ... in my pants!


    (Why the hell d'you start me on nursery rhymes, they're all flooding back now!! :D)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    poor poor cat.......in your ma pants.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    rlh autobiograghy: 'My favourite cock and pussy rhymes memoirs'......................in my pants :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I love little pussy,
    Her coat is so warm,
    And if I don't hurt her,
    She'll do me no harm.
    So I'll not pull her tail,
    Nor drive her away,
    But pussy and I,
    Very gently will play ...
    ... in my pants ...



    Hey HG! :p

    Hmmm! Doesn't quite do it tbh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    Simple simon met a pieman going to the fair
    Said simple Simon to the pieman
    "What have you got there?"
    Said the pieman unto simon
    Pies you dickhead...................................in my pants

    hiya randy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Jack, be nimble,
    Jack, be quick,
    Jack, jump over
    The-Rigger's ... nvm! >_>

    The tone of this conversation is definitely ... in my pants! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    i am freezing cold in my bed... In my pants :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ah poor queen.....in ma pants.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    hi im back again in your pants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    your no where near my pants thank you....in ma pants.......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    ok no need for that was just saying hello in my pants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 101 ✭✭tommybrennan15


    theres a party going on in my pants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭dave98


    my hand is lost ... in my pants!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    What is the lightest thing in the world ? It only takes a thought to lift it....in my pants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ok me give up what is it.........in ma pants....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    any one want to chat in my pants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    This is a boring thread... there are lots better things to do... in my pants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    in a juniors pants....dont think so.....in ma pants.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    The chances of anything coming from Mars
    were a million to one, they said.
    But still they come...
    ... in my pants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    i would come too...........in ma pants......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Trollop... in my pants. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    do they come from mars aswell........in ma pants.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Just Wexford. :rolleyes: Or should that be Sexford... in my pants. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    and are all dubs dry.........in ma pants.......;);):p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ya lookin' for troublin'? Come to Dublin... in my pants. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    me likes trouble...whens a good time to call.........in ma pants....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    I keeel you! ... in my pants. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    you can try........in ma pants........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Wex for sex, Dub for trub... in my pants. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    so when are ya poppin down....in ma pants.....


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