Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

hey how ye all doing - tis a good evening to be a winner again

sorry micky thats a BIG FAIL TO YOU my friend

i will tell him and everyone the winner has arrived losers to the side please and thank you

now now little shyte if you cant handle to heat of friendly competition get out of the fire -

another one bites the dust and another one does another one does another one bites the dust -do do do do do anothe one bites the dust etc

get it winner here

the winner takes it all - em thats me thanks

i is back....so i is the winner........

Subject: Fwd: be careful what you wish for

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
outside the Heathrow immigration offices.

'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three
wishes, since you just arrived in England with your wife and three
children.'

The man told the fairy: 'Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- He

had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go'

The refugee claimant now got bolder

'I need a big house with a three car garage in Oxford with eight
bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still
live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.

PING ! - In the distance he saw his beautiful mansion with a
three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ,
overlooking the river.

'One more wish,' said the fairy, waving her wand.

Yes, one more wish.

I want to be like the English with English clothes instead of manjams,
and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like the English.'

PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, an Eagles
T-shirt and a Billabong baseball cap.

His bad teeth returned and the mansion had disappeared from view.

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'

The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are English, you're entitled to
f**k all!'

And she disappeared!

The way you say gee makes me think you is a girl, I win