Buttervant, how to irridicate it humanely?

sitout · 24-03-2009 01:33PM #1

Yes, i have posed the question you have all thought about ...but were afraid to ask. Now that its out there lets all put our heads together and try and come up with , intelligent ,humane, green and urgent ways of cleansing this open septic pore?

partyguinness · 24-03-2009 01:37PM

What is the obsession with Buttevant on this site?

Its a **** hole..get over it...:rolleyes:

Owen · 24-03-2009 01:41PM

At the least, could we all chip in for new tarmac for the hell hole? I had to drive through there twice last thursday night, and I think the craters on the moon may have been easier to navigate through.

sitout · 24-03-2009 01:46PM

ned78 wrote: »

At the least, could we all chip in for new tarmac for the hell hole? I had to drive through there twice last thursday night, and I think the craters on the moon may have been easier to navigate through.

We would be just trowing good money after bad , but at least we are off. We need to tackle this problem head on , think outside the box, be creative ..... Mass execution is obviously frowned upon these days, in all its forms so we will have a relocation problem too! "Christ", this just gets tougher and tougher.

busted flush · 25-03-2009 08:51PM

Was there a song in the movie The sound of music..."How do you solve a problem like Buttervant". Well there wasn't there should have , i think to much time and money has been spend on education and infrastructure in the past few years and not enough energy into wiping the masturbation spillage. I suggest we all culminate in the town of Mallow next Saturday and at 2 o clock we invade it! Wipe this ugly snot from the map and its people too. Who with me?

joulter · 29-03-2009 11:02PM

we should just ignore the place until the bypass is eventually built and let them inbreed to extinction

dahamsta · 29-03-2009 11:29PM

I'll bet the folk from Buttevant can spell eradicate though!

Perhaps the OP was thinking of irradiate?

joulter · 30-03-2009 12:51AM

I'll bet the folk from Buttevant can spell eradicate though!

i dont think people from buttevant can read nevermind spell

Hazys · 04-04-2009 03:07AM

I fcuking hate Buttevant!!!!!!!

Last year i was driving to Galway, approaching Buttevant about 2 miles away there was a queue into the town, we presumed there was a crash, queue an hour then we get into Buttevant to find a traveller's market. WHY D FCUK DIDNT SOME1 PUT OUT A SIGNING SAYING A DETOUR FOR ****S SAKE!!!!!! We spent 45 mins crawling from one end of Buttevant to the other end, in the worlds worst town of all fcuking time. They were easily the worst 45 minutes of my life:mad:

We go the the end of the town and 2 gardai are standing chatting with the locals ignoring the huge traffic problem. Slowly driving out the other side we pass a queue of cars for over 3 miles going south into the town.

Im currently sitting 3000 miles away from Buttevant, i was enjoying a few beers on the couch, watching The Fugitive, surfing boards then i read the name BUTTEVANT and i got angry. I drove through that town 2 times every forthnight for a year and it brought me nothing but misery and pain...gggggrrrrrrrrr

I FCUKING HATE BUTTEVANT!!!!!!!! FCUK YOU BUTTEVANT!!!!!!

Max001 · 13-04-2009 07:05PM

You mean Butt-hole?

Try spending several months commuting to Shannon from Cork and having to endure Butthole, its road works, its moon scape that passes for a main street......ZZZZZzzzzzzz Thank God thats over!

CaptainSkidmark · 16-04-2009 07:17PM

I live in mallow and even buttevant people hate it!

bypass is the only answer

Max001 · 16-04-2009 09:52PM

Supply dodgy intelligence (how hard can it be) to the Americans that Osama is hiding out there and hey presto, obliterated!

Unless, they miss and bomb Mallow instead...........but would that be so bad?

I'm prepared to take that risk!

CaptainSkidmark · 20-04-2009 02:52AM

just give me a heads up so that i can camp out up the mountain for a few weeks!

seanybiker · 20-04-2009 03:14AM

Hazys wrote: »

it brought me nothing but misery and pain...gggggrrrrrrrrr

It also brought ya home.

CaptainSkidmark · 29-04-2009 12:15PM

the only good thing to come out of buttevent was Soupy Norman

emma-fly · 02-05-2009 10:24PM

Who spells buttevant with an r????????

Im from doneraile and trust me growing up buttevant was the place to be!!!
Its a hole but there are much much worse places out there!!!

busted flush · 03-05-2009 10:45PM

emma-fly wrote: »

Who spells buttevant with an r????????

Im from doneraile and trust me growing up buttevant was the place to be!!!If you were blind and had no sense of smell or taste
Its a hole but there are much much worse places out thereLike Doneraile which somesay is twinned with Buttevant as they share alot of common traits like webbed feet!!!

emma-fly · 04-05-2009 11:00AM

like webbed feet!!!

Thats a bit harsh!!

CaptainSkidmark · 04-05-2009 03:44PM

I hate Buttevant and Doneraile. Especially doneraile!

Max001 · 04-05-2009 09:11PM

emma-fly wrote: »

Thats a bit harsh!!

er, noooooo....it really isn't

sitout · 06-05-2009 12:29AM

emma-fly wrote: »

Thats a bit harsh!!

Sad to say the only thing harsh with both Doneraile and (espically) Buttevant is their breath . People from there (if you can call them that), would all secure parts in a sequal to delerviance! Sorry but blowing up these holes and use the contaminated earth as a playground for Bin laden!

holden c · 06-05-2009 10:39PM

emma-fly wrote: »

Thats a bit harsh!!

I dont think its harsh at all. In fact i think we are all being a little soft on these sub spesies!

emma-fly · 22-05-2009 11:53PM

Yer all just jealous!!

lebron james · 23-05-2009 04:47PM

emma-fly wrote: »

Yer all just jealous!!

Come on guys, its surley not that bad a place, im actually moving to Mallow soon and ive passed through it to get there, i saw nothing wrong with it!

staker · 23-05-2009 04:53PM

Was`there myself on Wednesday,badly needs a by-pass.
Nothing wrong with the place tbh.

crustyjuggler · 23-05-2009 05:00PM

A mate of mine had a story that everybody from Buttevant are ugly because of some English lord back in the day that used to ride all the young wans in his castle making them pregars . When the babies grew up then they hooked up with there half brother / sister without knowing . Mass incest basically . Anyone else hear this ?

staker · 23-05-2009 05:01PM

crustyjuggler wrote: »

A mate of mine had a story that everybody from Buttevant are ugly because of some English lord back in the day that used to ride all the young wans in his castle making them pregars . When the babies grew up then they hooked up with there half brother / sister without knowing . Mass incest basically . Anyone else hear this ?

Is that you Terrence?

crustyjuggler · 23-05-2009 05:06PM

No , who is Terrance ?

emma-fly · 24-05-2009 01:02AM

Ah mallow doneraile and buttevant are all as bad as each other... only difference is mallow is bigger!

busted flush · 24-05-2009 02:34PM

crustyjuggler wrote: »

A mate of mine had a story that everybody from Buttevant are ugly because of some English lord back in the day that used to ride all the young wans in his castle making them pregars . When the babies grew up then they hooked up with there half brother / sister without knowing . Mass incest basically . Anyone else hear this ?

That is a completley true story.

parkerpen · 26-05-2009 09:32PM

Did you mean 'ERADICATE'?

Buttervant, how to irridicate it humanely?

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