Take the wimmins shopping...

smashey · 24-02-2009 01:48PM #1

...and relax in a man creche.

Poloman · 24-02-2009 01:50PM

Stupid idea. Its a pub.

smashey · 24-02-2009 01:51PM

Lighten up Polo, it's a bit of crack.

random-man · 24-02-2009 02:27PM

Not enough pubs near these new shopping centers that are always out of town. I would not moan and groan about a visit to the shops if i were able to relax and she would be happy in the knowledge i was being looked after by trained staff.

Slow Motion · 24-02-2009 02:36PM

random-man wrote: »

Not enough pubs near these new shopping centers that are always out of town. I would not moan and groan about a visit to the shops if i were able to relax and she would be happy in the knowledge i was being looked after by trained staff.

There are quite a few units becoming vacent in shopping centres these days, think Zavvi in blanch! Now you know what to do with one of them! If only I had the money I would do it in a heartbeat!

Tom Dunne · 24-02-2009 02:41PM

Poloman wrote: »

Stupid idea. Its a pub.

Sorry, not following you.

What's stupid about a pub?

Excellent idea.

Cathmandooo · 24-02-2009 02:45PM

It would be cool if it was in the middle of a shopping centre so the wimmin gets escorted to the hub of shops and gets a hand carrying all the bags out again. This could then transform into a chain carried out in every shopping centre, there should also be a games room in it so they can get their game fix!

random-man · 24-02-2009 02:46PM

Slow Motion wrote: »

There are quite a few units becoming vacent in shopping centres these days, think Zavvi in blanch! Now you know what to do with one of them! If only I had the money I would do it in a heartbeat!

now theres an idea, wonder if the banks have any spare cash going

Tom Dunne · 24-02-2009 02:48PM

Cathooo wrote: »

It would be cool if it was in the middle of a shopping centre so the wimmin gets escorted to the hub of shops and gets a hand carrying all the bags out again. This could then transform into a chain carried out in every shopping centre, there should also be a games room in it so they can get their game fix!

I think there was a small one in Liffey Valley, with games consoles and big screens, smack bang in the middle (opposite the food court, AFAIR). Though it didn't server any beer. :mad: Hence why I don't think it is there any more.

Cathmandooo · 24-02-2009 03:03PM

Rev. Inglesworth wrote: »

I think there was a small one in Liffey Valley, with games consoles and big screens, smack bang in the middle (opposite the food court, AFAIR). Though it didn't server any beer. :mad: Hence why I don't think it is there any more.

It has to be a classy affair though with comfy leather chairs and you don't want it to be like an arcade with loads of noise and neon lights. More like a home from home!

Six of One · 24-02-2009 03:04PM

“I just got the idea out of my head.

Smart fella.

Tom Dunne · 24-02-2009 03:09PM

Cathooo wrote: »

It has to be a classy affair though with comfy leather chairs and you don't want it to be like an arcade with loads of noise and neon lights

And worse - kids.

Although kids aged over 25 would be allowed.

Slow Motion · 24-02-2009 03:20PM

Rev. Inglesworth wrote: »

I think there was a small one in Liffey Valley, with games consoles and big screens, smack bang in the middle (opposite the food court, AFAIR). Though it didn't server any beer. :mad: Hence why I don't think it is there any more.

I see a fatal flaw with that particular establishment! Here's how I see it working, have you ever been to Hooters in the states? There's your staff uniform sorted out! Games consoles and interweb stations. Have you ever been stuck in a doctors waiting room? Remember all those *shudder* magazines they have on the table? Think of a collection comprising the exact opposite! All day rasher and sausage sambos! A delivery service provided from any other food establishment in the centre to this establishment to provide for dietary varience! A waiting area for the wimmins once they come back from the shopping while you finish off that sambo\pint\game\article!

Jobs a good 'un!

smashey · 24-02-2009 03:28PM

Hmmm,

/smashey eyes up Yore Ma's with a thought of planning applications and wrecking balls

Tom Dunne · 24-02-2009 03:36PM

smashey wrote: »

Hmmm,

/smashey eyes up Yore Ma's with a thought of planning applications and wrecking balls

:eek: You wouldn't......

smashey · 24-02-2009 03:58PM

Rev. Inglesworth wrote: »

:eek: You wouldn't......

Yes Father, I would.

We are in a recession and need to find other means of surviving. :cool:

Slow Motion · 24-02-2009 04:03PM

smashey wrote: »

Yes Father, I would.

We are in a recession and need to find other means of surviving. :cool:

Recession me arse! Two words "Fran Chise"

smashey · 24-02-2009 04:05PM

Slow Motion wrote: »

Recession me arse! Two words "Fran Chise"

Who is this Miss Chise you speak off and is her ass pattable? :cool:

Tom Dunne · 24-02-2009 04:07PM

smashey wrote: »

Yes Father, I would.

We are in a recession and need to find other means of surviving. :cool:

Are you familiar with the term "Fire and Brimstone"?

All you have to do is put in a few more big screens, a few consoles and more Eastern European totty.

No planning permission required.

smashey · 24-02-2009 04:19PM

Rev. Inglesworth wrote: »

Are you familiar with the term "Fire and Brimstone"?

And a plague or two with bit of pestilence.

Maybe I should just tumble it and build a new jail for all the bankers. That's going to be one area of huge growth. :pac:

anplaya · 26-02-2009 01:25PM

they seem to have pubs/restaurants in most shoppin centres abroad,i make sure i put the facilities to good use whilst she goes shopping :pac:

Redpunto · 26-02-2009 07:42PM

where would kids go?? have to take that into account before starting any venture - perhaps a padded soundproofed room, fully viewable from the bar stool and each child gets wrapped in bubble wrap before entering and throw them in

smashey · 26-02-2009 11:34PM

Redpunto wrote: »

where would kids go??

The kids go with teh wimmins.

Take the wimmins shopping...

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