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A Question of Maths.....

  • 24-09-2002 04:03PM
    #1
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I hope it hasn't been posted before.....


    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

    Dear Wife,

    You must realise that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as my wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old female assistant.
    I'll be home before midnight.

    Your Husband

    When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
    him that read as follows:

    Dear Husband,

    You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter,
    I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my 18-year-old toyboy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, my love... don't wait up.

    Your Wife


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