Reef balls, the fashionable way to dispose of your corpse.

First we had Lifegem which turned your loved ones into little gems.

The we had the "Green" option of dissolving the corpse in lye; it would be safe to pour it down the drain (If one wanted to).

We've had body farms for a while.

And now we have Eternal Reef Balls a way to commemorate your loved one by making them part of an endangered reef. You get turned into a ball with holes in it for the reef to grow on, and it has a bronze plaque on it, with your name.

If people try to find any more novelty ways to dispose of corpses, we'll soon be eating Soylent Green for real.