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Puding · 24-01-2009 09:28PM

"For The Win."

Turncoat · 24-01-2009 09:36PM

Thanks Puding. Now I can troll with confidence

ED E · 24-01-2009 10:15PM

Sharad wrote: »

I gotta ask, what does FTW actually mean?

ROFL and LMAO!!!

Hande hoche! · 24-01-2009 11:50PM

Unusual article on Arnies http://arniesairsoft.co.uk/news2/6094#more-6094

Turncoat · 25-01-2009 12:48AM

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Unusual article on Arnies http://arniesairsoft.co.uk/news2/6094#more-6094

Bwahahahahahah ROFL (why? because I'm Indian)

But seriously, is it possible to place a large order for arms like this over the internet?

Turncoat · 25-01-2009 01:05AM

http://www.impactguns.com/store/G2215AK47.html

Browse to the bottom of the page and read.

G3-Nut · 25-01-2009 11:24AM

oh i didnt know it started tomorow!!!

Guys dont forget, tonight 9pm on Bravo...Affliction Day of Reckoning is on..Fedor Emelianenko takes on Andrei Arlovski....Fedor is defending hi World MMA heavyweight champion belt, so its gonna be epic:eek: fedors 1st figth since he destroyed tim sylvia and broke his hand

andy_g · 26-01-2009 01:44AM

heres one for all you guys that are planning on using uav's (you all know who you are hahahahahahhahahahahah) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HGmoxotBi8

Hande hoche! · 26-01-2009 02:31AM

Altenatively use a Mig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFDuBWuWME

andy_g · 27-01-2009 12:57AM

must say that i like lol

Turncoat · 27-01-2009 02:09PM

Originally posted in the humour forum

They always ask at the doctors' office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctors Receptionist who insists you tell her what's wrong with you in a room full of other patients. This is the way one old man handled it.

An 86 year old man walked in to a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?".

"There's something wrong with my d!ck", he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come in to a crowded Doctors Room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." He walked out, waited a few minutes and re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what's wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't p!ss out of it," the man replied.

The Waiting Room erupted in laughter!

jill_valentine · 27-01-2009 02:19PM

I used to work in a chemist, and had the opposite problem (By which I don't mean I became incontinent) with customers. I was there to sell cough drops and dust shelves, but people still insisted on telling me what was wrong with them in creepy and nauseating detail.

In a small town, too. You haven't lived until you've sold your Geography Teacher suppositories.

NakedDex · 27-01-2009 03:34PM

Think of the power that would give you though. If he ever irritated you, you could simply say "stick it up your <expletive>" and either walk off smugly or wait for the nervous/sheepish face while he/she became instantly paranoid.

jill_valentine · 27-01-2009 04:04PM

I'd never do that.

Weekend working sub-minimum-wage chemist shelf stackers live by a code, Dex.

NakedDex · 27-01-2009 05:32PM

You did it, didn't you...

Busta Hyman · 27-01-2009 07:06PM

i laughed my ass off

Vid

kdouglas · 27-01-2009 09:14PM

http://www.airsofthacks.com/2009/01/acm-masada-vs-samsung-tv/

Masada · 27-01-2009 09:34PM

Bwhahaha! hate that.
I did that to tonys PC monitor a few months ago with a faulty P99 that tried to kill me,.

TheDoc · 27-01-2009 09:37PM

Im_MacGyver wrote: »

Bwhahaha! hate that.
I did that to tonys PC monitor a few months ago with a faulty P99 that tried to kill me,.

Yeah faulty p99, more like 3 months of planning down the toilet

OzCam · 27-01-2009 09:42PM

Rick O'Shea strikes again. :rolleyes:

Shiva · 27-01-2009 10:55PM

[DM]-TheDOC- wrote: »

Yeah faulty p99, more like 3 months of planning down the toilet

Dont worry....you have 3 weeks to booby-trap his desk !

kevteljeur · 27-01-2009 11:07PM

Im_MacGyver wrote: »

Bwhahaha! hate that.
I did that to tonys PC monitor a few months ago with a faulty P99 that tried to kill me,.

It was amazing to watch though. You nearly took your face off, the expression on you was priceless...

Busta Hyman · 27-01-2009 11:15PM

Shiva wrote: »

Dont worry....you have 3 weeks to booby-trap his desk !

when ppl went away in one of my old jobs we just taped the entire contents of there desk together as a holiday punichment.. lots of sellotape ... very funny seeing someone comeing back on there first day with there whole desk taped to there monitor.

deepimpact · 28-01-2009 09:10PM

jill_valentine wrote: »

I used to work in a chemist, and had the opposite problem (By which I don't mean I became incontinent) with customers. I was there to sell cough drops and dust shelves, but people still insisted on telling me what was wrong with them in creepy and nauseating detail.

In a small town, too. You haven't lived until you've sold your Geography Teacher suppositories.

Yeah, but imagine if you decided you wanted to do that for a living...enter mois

Busta Hyman · 29-01-2009 10:48AM

scanlant wrote: »

Yeah, but imagine if you decided you wanted to do that for a living...enter mois

what selling suppositories to geography teachers? have you done any market research? is it a big market?

NakedDex · 29-01-2009 10:54AM

It's about 3/4in x 3/8in...

...I'll get my coat

Busta Hyman · 29-01-2009 10:59AM

NakedDex wrote: »

It's about 3/4in x 3/8in...

...I'll get my coat

LMFAO

Hivemind187 · 29-01-2009 11:47AM

NakedDex wrote: »

It's about 3/4in x 3/8in...

...I'll get my coat

Post of the week!

Spetzcong · 29-01-2009 02:59PM

Should I fix my sig?

I'm lazy and I've been enjoying the ghettoness of my shabby signature, but perhaps it's making me look like a bigger luddite than I actually am.

What do you think?

Dr_Pepper · 29-01-2009 10:20PM

I like ur sig, it makes me think ur a n00b, however its the one sig that i always read, just incase you change it a little.

Also.
21:16 < DOC> yeah just the butt, yeah sam thats my motto tbh

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