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Tits, Ass , Legs?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Ok, Your order should be with you in 20-30minutes :D

    *ronbyrne wanders into the next room and looks down the hole*

    OI! I SAID - IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN GODDAMNIT *mumbles* its so gonna get the hose again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Ass, then legs, then tits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Vertigo100


    I am indeed a tit man. Noting better than giving hem a good honking!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,717 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Vertigo100 wrote: »
    I am indeed a tit man. Noting better than giving hem a good honking!

    After Hours has gained sentience and begun posting on itself. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    The whole female anatomy is God's gift. And for that I thank him :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    Call me picky, but I wouldn't be seen dead with a girl who doesn't have all three.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    tits ass and legs ass and legs ass and legs.

    Read it fast then say it and it will be stuck in head as a catchy tune you can't get rid of :pac:

    Thank god for the shapely female form, just about makes up for the monster in the driving seat god designed. PMT etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Acacia wrote: »
    Haha. Well, there will be no pics but let's say I have Lucy Pinder's boobs and Beyoncé's ass.* I'm truly blessed.




    * May not be true. :p

    So your boobs are white but your ass is black?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    It's what's inside that counts...


















    ...and that's my cock :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    im pretty happy once she's breathing


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    If I was into girls I'd like all three please. Plus flat stomach and small hips.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭V9


    Long shapely legs that go all the way to heaven


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Defo boobs (.)(.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Irjudge1


    Should this not be in the politics forum?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    armpits do it for me... :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    S.I.R wrote: »
    armpits do it for me... :rolleyes:
    Well some girls like Mariah Carey have boobs in their armpits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    I love a girl with nice legs. A girl in with nice legs in a short skirt makes me crazy. So crazy in fact that iv been instiutionalized several times.

    Im also partial to a girl with a nice ass as well.

    Yeah...you try doing a girl in the leg...let me know how that one turns out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    S.I.R wrote: »
    armpits do it for me... :rolleyes:

    the auld Hawaiian muscle f*ck


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Legs because girls with good legs I've found *in general* to be slimmer overall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,174 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    tribulus wrote: »
    Legs because girls with good legs I've found *in general* to be slimmer overall.

    The same can be said for a nice ass unless you find one of those rare bubble butt's.

    Seen those "long ass" jeans are coming back in for women which kind of gives the a mothers ass type look.

    uuuugggggggghhhh:mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Berty wrote: »
    Seen those "long ass" jeans are coming back in for women which kind of gives the a mothers ass type look.

    Mom jeans. The SNL clip is unavailable. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    ass first an foremost.

    what puts me most off a woman is when theres flab off their body coming out just abouve their jeans fair disgusting. Why cant they get a right sized pair of jeans instead of thinking there a size 8 when their not!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    I'm a fat feeder so none of the above.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    If i was a guy: ass first(nice round) and then tits... legs don't really do it for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭thebigcheese22


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    If i was a guy: ass first(nice round) and then tits... legs don't really do it for me.

    I think ya should rename this a Lesbian forum judging by the amount of women voting... :rolleyes:

    And btw I'm a tits man myself :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I think ya should rename this a Lesbian forum judging by the amount of women voting... :rolleyes:
    Um... quite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    Ass all the way, hard to beat a girl with a tidy figure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I think ya should rename this a Lesbian forum judging by the amount of women voting...

    On that note, I cast my vote. Ass it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    So your boobs are white but your ass is black?

    Yes. My ass is black, figuratively- speaking. Y'know, 'black girl booty'. (Not meant to sound racist or anything.) :D

    Edit: meant to ask, what's better- small, nicely-shaped boobs or big, not-as-nicely shaped boobs, like Jordan-sized? Does size really matter?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Eyes and smile for me. But all of the above in the poll after.


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