Tits, Ass , Legs?

Jumpy · 24-01-2009 04:49PM

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Ok, Your order should be with you in 20-30minutes

*ronbyrne wanders into the next room and looks down the hole*

OI! I SAID - IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN GODDAMNIT *mumbles* its so gonna get the hose again.

Holsten · 24-01-2009 04:49PM

Ass, then legs, then tits.

Vertigo100 · 24-01-2009 05:17PM

I am indeed a tit man. Noting better than giving hem a good honking!

Earthhorse · 24-01-2009 05:23PM

Vertigo100 wrote: »

I am indeed a tit man. Noting better than giving hem a good honking!

After Hours has gained sentience and begun posting on itself.

Diabhal Beag · 24-01-2009 05:24PM

The whole female anatomy is God's gift. And for that I thank him :pac:

Borneo Fnctn · 24-01-2009 05:26PM

Call me picky, but I wouldn't be seen dead with a girl who doesn't have all three.

mumhaabu · 24-01-2009 05:27PM

tits ass and legs ass and legs ass and legs.

Read it fast then say it and it will be stuck in head as a catchy tune you can't get rid of :pac:

Thank god for the shapely female form, just about makes up for the monster in the driving seat god designed. PMT etc.

KnifeWRENCH · 24-01-2009 05:30PM

Acacia wrote: »

Haha. Well, there will be no pics but let's say I have Lucy Pinder's boobs and Beyoncé's ass.* I'm truly blessed.

* May not be true.

So your boobs are white but your ass is black?

jester77 · 24-01-2009 05:32PM

It's what's inside that counts...

...and that's my cock

wandatowell · 24-01-2009 05:36PM

im pretty happy once she's breathing

Dudess · 24-01-2009 05:37PM

If I was into girls I'd like all three please. Plus flat stomach and small hips.

V9 · 24-01-2009 05:46PM

Long shapely legs that go all the way to heaven

Kiera · 24-01-2009 05:49PM

Defo boobs (.)(.)

Irjudge1 · 24-01-2009 05:51PM

Should this not be in the politics forum?

S.I.R · 24-01-2009 05:53PM

armpits do it for me... :rolleyes:

Kiera · 24-01-2009 05:56PM

S.I.R wrote: »

armpits do it for me... :rolleyes:

Well some girls like Mariah Carey have boobs in their armpits.

[Jackass] · 24-01-2009 06:39PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I love a girl with nice legs. A girl in with nice legs in a short skirt makes me crazy. So crazy in fact that iv been instiutionalized several times.

Im also partial to a girl with a nice ass as well.

Yeah...you try doing a girl in the leg...let me know how that one turns out.

JIZZLORD · 24-01-2009 06:52PM

S.I.R wrote: »

armpits do it for me... :rolleyes:

the auld Hawaiian muscle f*ck

tribulus · 24-01-2009 06:54PM

Legs because girls with good legs I've found *in general* to be slimmer overall.

Berty · 24-01-2009 06:59PM

tribulus wrote: »

Legs because girls with good legs I've found *in general* to be slimmer overall.

The same can be said for a nice ass unless you find one of those rare bubble butt's.

Seen those "long ass" jeans are coming back in for women which kind of gives the a mothers ass type look.

uuuugggggggghhhh:mad:

javaboy · 24-01-2009 07:12PM

Berty wrote: »

Seen those "long ass" jeans are coming back in for women which kind of gives the a mothers ass type look.

Mom jeans. The SNL clip is unavailable.

Tech3 · 24-01-2009 07:17PM

ass first an foremost.

what puts me most off a woman is when theres flab off their body coming out just abouve their jeans fair disgusting. Why cant they get a right sized pair of jeans instead of thinking there a size 8 when their not!!!!

K-9 · 24-01-2009 07:23PM

I'm a fat feeder so none of the above.

MIN2511 · 24-01-2009 07:24PM

If i was a guy: ass first(nice round) and then tits... legs don't really do it for me.

thebigcheese22 · 24-01-2009 07:32PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

If i was a guy: ass first(nice round) and then tits... legs don't really do it for me.

I think ya should rename this a Lesbian forum judging by the amount of women voting... :rolleyes:

And btw I'm a tits man myself

Dudess · 24-01-2009 07:35PM

thebigcheese22 wrote: »

I think ya should rename this a Lesbian forum judging by the amount of women voting... :rolleyes:

Um... quite.

Adamcp898 · 24-01-2009 07:37PM

Ass all the way, hard to beat a girl with a tidy figure

Abi · 24-01-2009 07:38PM

thebigcheese22 wrote: »

I think ya should rename this a Lesbian forum judging by the amount of women voting...

On that note, I cast my vote. Ass it is.

Acacia · 24-01-2009 07:41PM

square_igloo wrote: »

So your boobs are white but your ass is black?

Yes. My ass is black, figuratively- speaking. Y'know, 'black girl booty'. (Not meant to sound racist or anything.)

Edit: meant to ask, what's better- small, nicely-shaped boobs or big, not-as-nicely shaped boobs, like Jordan-sized? Does size really matter?

Volvoboy · 24-01-2009 07:45PM

Eyes and smile for me. But all of the above in the poll after.

Tits, Ass , Legs?

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