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Whats the best ever invention?

  • 12-01-2009 10:41PM
    #1
    pickles_17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭


    I have to say its the computer, with the internet not far behind, then maybe the wheel, then the car, and then BREAD!:)


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Comments

  • #2
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Blue Powerade

    its fantastic.


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,245 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Porn.


  • #4
    KillerShamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,412 ✭✭✭KillerShamrock


    PORN!!!
    need i say more :D


  • #5
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,358 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Penis.

    Dual usage - how ingenious!


  • #6
    KillerShamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,412 ✭✭✭KillerShamrock


    Great minds think alike almighty lol the exact same time


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  • #7
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Respect to God for creating the vagina.

    /Gives God a mental high-five


  • #8
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Boards:pac:
    nah its porn


  • #9
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Have to be electricity, ours went out for 3 hours last monday, it was hell. Porn by candlelight just wasn't the same.


  • #10
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Tape recorder .Being able to record stuff and copy music from cassettes, LP ,radio to me was pretty much like how people feel about downloading music from internet today .

    marvellous :)


  • #11
    pickles_17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭pickles_17


    Im sorry jimmy if you've only invented your willy now!


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  • #12
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fizman wrote: »
    Respect to God for creating the vagina.

    Naa, if only because he made a mistake sticking it close to the waste disposal pipe!


  • #13
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Binoculars....good for spying on sexy neighbour when she is in the shower


  • #14
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The fender stratocaster.
    rizlas.


  • #15
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    http://www.boards.ie


  • #16
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    The thanks button, its down there btw;)


  • #17
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    ottostreet wrote: »
    Blue Powerade

    its fantastic.

    Shut up Brian O'Driscoll.


  • #18
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Fizman wrote: »
    Shut up Brian O'Driscoll.

    Now with 50% extra free.


  • #19
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,245 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Richie6904 wrote: »
    Great minds think alike almighty lol the exact same time
    Fools seldom differ.


  • #20
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    ottostreet wrote: »
    Now with 50% extra free.


    Who Brian?


  • #21
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    The Thermos Flask, it keeps things hot or cold, but how does it know which is which...


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  • #22
    LEIN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    Hagar wrote: »
    The Thermos Flask, it keeps things hot or cold, but how does it know which is which...


    Its alive!


  • #23
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Hagar wrote: »
    The Thermos Flask, it keeps things hot or cold, but how does it know which is which...

    they don't f*cking work. i put in two cups of tea and a choc ice and it was just a mess


  • #24
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    pickles_17 wrote: »
    I have to say its the computer, with the internet not far behind, then maybe the wheel, then the car, and then BREAD!:)

    more specifically i'd say the programmable microprocessor


  • #25
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Hagar wrote: »
    The Thermos Flask, it keeps things hot or cold, but how does it know which is which...

    I don't know , but , thermos be an explanation.


  • #26
    samhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    I think the Earl of Sanwich was onto a good thing personally


  • #27
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fizman wrote: »
    Respect to God for creating the vagina.

    /Gives God a mental high-five


    /high-fives God for penis

    /Socks the fúcker in the eye for the rest of him


  • #28
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    The fender stratocaster.
    rizlas.

    i'll see your strat and raise you a telecaster!


  • #29
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    It's not the best, but certainly the funniest... Botox.:rolleyes:


  • #30
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Damo9090 wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie

    Did you have to link to it....seriously?


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  • #31
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    they don't f*cking work. i put in two cups of tea and a choc ice and it was just a mess

    Well then ,it does work, you got iced tea.


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