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Banned Words

  • 09-01-2009 03:16PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭


    Every year on Janurary 1st the Lake Superior State Uni issues a list of 'banned words or phrases' meant to eternally banish phrases that, through their overuse or misuse, get on people's wick.

    This years list comprised of 15 words and phrases:
    GREEN – The ubiquitous 'Green' and all of its variables, such as 'going green,' 'building green,' 'greening,' 'green technology,' 'green solutions' and more, drew the most attention from those who sent in nominations this year.

    "This phrase makes me go green every time I hear it." Danielle Brunin, Lawrence, Kansas.

    "I'm all for being environmentally responsible, but this 'green' needs to be nipped in the bud." Valerie Gilson, Gales Ferry, Conn.

    "Companies are less 'green' than ever, advertising the fact they are 'green.' Is anyone buying this nonsense?" Mark Etchason, Denver, Colo.

    "If something is good for the environment, just say so. As Kermit would say, 'It isn't easy being green.'" Kevin Sherlock, Hiawatha, Iowa.

    "If I see one more corporation declare itself 'green,' I'm going to start burning tires in my backyard." Ed Hardiman, Bristow, Va.

    "This spawned 'green solutions,' 'green technology,' and the horrible use of the word as a verb, as in, 'We really need to think about greening our office.'" Mike McDermott, Philadelphia, Penn.

    CARBON FOOTPRINT or CARBON OFFSETTING – "It is now considered fashionable for everyone, tree hugger or lumberjack alike, to pay money to questionable companies to 'offset' their own 'carbon footprint.' What a scam! Get rid of it immediately!" Ginger Hunt, London, England.

    Mike of Chicago says that when he hears the phrase 'carbon footprint,' "I envision microscopic impressions on the surface of the earth where an atom of carbon forgot to wear its shoes."

    Christy Loop of Woodbridge, Va., says that 'leaving a carbon footprint' has become the new 'politically incorrect.' "How can we not, in one way or another, affect our natural environment?"

    Presidential election years are always ripe for language abuse. This year, the electorate grew weary of 'mavericks' and 'super delegates.' As Michael W. Casby of Haslett, Mich. said, when he suggested banning all of the candidates' names, "Come on, it's been another too-long campaign season."

    MAVERICK – "The constant repetition of this word for months before the US election diluted whatever meaning it previously had. Even the comic offshoot 'mavericky' was terribly overused. A minimum five-year banishment of both words is suggested so they will not be available during the next federal election." Matthew Mattila, Green Bay, Wisc.

    "You know it's time to banish this word when even the Maverick family, who descended from the rancher who inspired the term, says it's being mis-used." Scott Urbanowski, Kentwood, Mich.

    "I'm a maverick, he's a maverick, wouldn't you like to be a maverick, too?" Michael Burke, Silver Spring, Md.

    FIRST DUDE – "Skateboard English is not an appropriate way to refer to the spouse of a high-ranking public official." Paul Ruschmann, Canton, Mich.

    Of course, the economy couldn't escape the list this year.

    BAILOUT – "Use of emergency funds to remove toxic assets from banks' balance sheets is not a bailout. When your cousin calls you from jail in the middle of the night, he wants a bailout." Ben Green, State College, Penn.

    "Is it a loan? Is it a purchase of assets by the government? Is it a gift made by the taxpayers?" Dave Gill, Traverse City, Mich.

    "Now it seems as though every sector of the economy wants a bailout. Unfortunately, ordinary workers can't qualify." Tony, McLeansville, NC.

    "Don't we love how Capitol Hill will bailout Wall Street, but not Main Street"? Derrick Chamberlain, Midland, Mich.

    Speaking of Wall Street and Main Street…

    WALL STREET/MAIN STREET – "When this little dyad first came into use at the start of the financial crisis, I thought it was a clever use of parallelism. But it's simply over-used. No 'serious' discussion of the crisis can take place without some political figure lamenting the fact that the trouble on Wall Street is affecting 'folks' on Main Street." Charles Harrison, Aiken, SC.

    "The recent and continuing financial failings are not limited to 'Wall Street,' nor should one paint business, consumers, and small investors as ' Main Street .' Topeka (where I work), and Lawrence (where I live), Kansas, have no named ' Main Street .' How tiresome." Kent McAnally, Topeka, KS. "I am so tired of hearing about everything affecting ' Main Street .' I know that with the 'Wall Street' collapse, the comparison is convenient, but really, let's find another way to talk about everyman or the middle class, or even, heaven forbid, 'Joe the Plumber.'" Stacey, Knoxville, Tenn.

    Internet and texting blues -MONKEY – "Especially on the Internet, many people seem to think they can make any boring name sound more attractive just by adding the word 'monkey' to it. Do a search to find the latest. It is no longer funny." Rogier Landman, Somerville, Mass.

    <3 – Supposed to resemble a heart, or stand for the word 'love.' Used when sending those important text messages to loved ones. "Just say the word instead of making me turn my head sideways and wondering what 'less than three' means." Andrea Estrada, Chicago.

    Overuse in news and entertainment

    ICON or ICONIC – Overused, especially among entertainers and in entertainment news, according to Robyn Yates of Dallas, who says that "every actor, actress and entertainment magazine show overuses this." One of the most-nominated words of the year. "Everyone and everything cannot be 'iconic.' Can't we switch to 'legendary' or 'famous for'? In our entertainment-driven culture, it seems everyone in show business is 'iconic' for some reason or another. "John Flood, Bray, Wicklow, Ireland. "It's becoming the new 'awesome' - overused to the point where everything from a fast-food restaurant chain to celebrities is 'iconic.'" Jodi Gill, New Berlin, Wisc. "Just because a writer recognizes something does not make it an icon (a visual symbol or representation which inspires worship or veneration) or iconic. It just means that the writer has seen it before." Brian Murphy, Fairfield, Conn.

    GAME CHANGER – "It's game OVER for this cliché, which gets overused in the news media, political arenas and in business." Cynthia, Mt. Pleasant, Mich.

    STAYCATION – "Occurrences of this word are going up with gas prices.'Vacation' does not mean 'travel,' nor does travel always involve vacation. Let's send this word on a slow boat to nowhere." Dan Muldoon, Omaha, Neb.

    "The cost of petrol forces many families to curtail their summer voyages and a new word has sprung, idiotic and rootless..." Michele Mooney, Los Angeles, Calif.

    DESPERATE SEARCH – "Every time the news can't find something intelligent to report, they start on a 'desperate search' for someone, somewhere." Rick A. Hyatt, Saratoga, Wyo.

    NOT SO MUCH – "I wish that the phrase was used not so much," says Tom Benson of Milwaukee, who notes that it is used widely in news media, especially in sports, i.e. 'The Gophers have a shot at the playoffs; the Chipmunks, not so much.' "Casual language usage is acceptable. 'Not so much?' Not so much." David Hollis, Hubbardsville, NY. "Do I like concise writing? Yes. Do I like verbose clichés? Not so much." David W. Downing, St. Paul, Minn. "A favorite of snarky critics and bloggers." Jeff Baenen, Minneapolis, Minn.

    WINNER OF FIVE NOMINATIONS – "It hasn't won an Academy Award yet. It has only been NOMINATED!" John Bohenek, Abilene, Tex.

    IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN – Nominated by Kathleen Brosemer of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., for "general overuse and meaninglessness. When is it not 'that time of year again?' From Valentine's sales to year-end charity letters, invitations to summer picnics and Christmas parties, it's 'that time' of year again. Just get to the point of the solicitation, invitation, and newsletter and cut out six useless and annoying words."

    http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php

    Obviously some of these are very much U.S. related but what words/phrases are used in Irish society would you like ot see the back of?

    For me the phrase 'Moving forward' or 'Going forward', which seems to be used ubiquitously by politicians and business leaders in all manner of interviews should be laid to the grave. It's already been done to death over the last 18 months.

    Of course another is the footballer's mantra 'At the end of the day...blah,blah,blah'

    And another I have noticed in the face of redundancies is 'The government is setting up a multi-agency task force'. Lovely stuff, the unemployed will be well pleased that a multi-agency task force is in operation.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    RATM wrote: »
    what words/phrases are used in Irish society would you like ot see the back of?

    Nobody say it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    javaboy wrote: »
    Nobody say it.

    My da?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,773 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    RATM wrote: »
    what words/phrases are used in Irish society would you like ot see the back of?

    "I'm not racist, but...."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ring-fenced and copper-fastened


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    RATM wrote: »
    Obviously some of these are very much U.S. related but what words/phrases are used in Irish society would you like ot see the back of?
    .

    Random.


    "Oh my God I had like such a random night last night"! Fcuk off. What would have been random would have been my boot meeting your face.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fizman wrote: »
    My da?

    Close but you don't yet get the cookie...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    javaboy wrote: »
    Nobody say it.

    Who'll be the first?
    *kernels popping*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Ya... yaa... yaaaaa mmmmm.....

    Nope - can't do it! :(


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


    Used way too much for my liking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    RATM wrote: »

    Obviously some of these are very much U.S. related but what words/phrases are used in Irish society would you like ot see the back of?

    I've done found myself too fixated by the 'ot' in this sentence to take it seriously... :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 djruane


    Yoer Ma


    Too Easy


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I words one welcome these word banning overlords.

    djruane wrote: »
    Yoer Ma


    Too Easy

    So easy you dont even bother to spell it properly.

    (PS: We know yore ma is too easy ;))


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    djruane wrote: »
    Yoer Ma

    cookie2.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    RATM wrote: »
    Obviously some of these are very much U.S. related but what words/phrases are used in Irish society would you like ot see the back of?

    Savage. Especially when said with a bogger accent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 djruane


    Biggins wrote: »
    cookie2.jpg


    Woo Hoo a cookie

    Random


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Substituting 'whopping' for quantity in tabloids. Grr...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    efla wrote: »
    Substituting 'whopping' for quantity in tabloids. Grr...

    I believe the blame there is only on yourself for actually reading tabloids


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 djruane


    Actually the word recession should be banned!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    Don't you love it when tabloids such as the Metro and Herald AM always refer to anybody who works in the sciences ( or anybody who may be more intelligent than their average reader ) as 'boffins':pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    djruane wrote: »

    Random

    No it fúcking isn't!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    'Undemocratic'

    Because if the lisbon two clusterfuck is anything to go by most people don't seem to know what it actually means.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 djruane


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    No it fúcking isn't!

    I was being ironic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,773 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    How about this word?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Dein Mutter :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I'm glad to see "Green" and "Carbon Footprint" on the list as they've become extremely annoying.

    I'd also like to suggest "Credit Crunch" which is spouted by people (mainly in the UK) who don't want to say recession.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭Supermanscat


    Yore Ma!



    Im really sorry but ive never said this ever in all my time on boards!! Big moment for me!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Yore Ma!

    Im really sorry but ive never said this ever in all my time on boards!! Big moment for me!

    cookie.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭pipeliner


    djruane wrote: »
    Actually the word recession should be banned!
    It already is. Get out!! : )


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Antidisestablishmentarianism.


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