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The man flu, Support Thread....

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  • #452
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    mumhaabu wrote: »
    I took great satisfaction in hanging around people I dislike today while coughing and sneezing in the hope of trying to them on the Flu! There is one asshole I really hope I can give it to, My father and sister contracted it from me and so did two of my friend so I am highly contagious.
    Sincerily hope you are joking


  • #453
    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    CDfm wrote: »
    Sincerily hope you are joking

    I kind of took the idea from your response to pseudonym1' post and was wondering what you'd write up, yeah I am joking :pac: noone deserves this thing and I am pretty bad with it. I though I'd get flamed immediately :eek::confused::pac:


  • #454
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    mumhaabu wrote: »
    I kind of took the idea from your response to pseudonym1' post and was wondering what you'd write up, yeah I am joking :pac: noone deserves this thing and I am pretty bad with it. I though I'd get flamed immediately :eek::confused::pac:
    You poor guy Pseudo got to you and you got delerious -she is a mean girl.


  • #455
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Can only contract the virus 3 days at the begining!

    CDmf your OH is a member of our organisation. I expect you noticed she was gone for an unnessicary lenght of time today.

    ~Qeue emotional music~
    I am appealing to all flunaatzis and fluzys under cover to go forth whilst contagously fertile and infect as many man wusses as possible!


  • #456
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Feel the lurve......


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  • #457
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    New campaign spread the sneezes! :D


  • #458
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    yes im shore !!!!!!


    lucky guy :D


  • #459
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    hows the snivelling wrecks today???:D
    new cases on board i see....:eek:


  • #460
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Alice1


    I think we should do a roll call and grade each of them re severity of symptoms.


  • #461
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Ive a bit of a cold...praying to god it dosent turn into the flu. The actimels dont work people!!!


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  • #462
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Ive a bit of a cold...praying to god it dosent turn into the flu. The actimels dont work people!!!
    "bit of a cold" mmmmm... not sure it warrants us "manfluzys
    attention quite yet!!:rolleyes: get a hold of yourself...:pac:


  • #463
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    minxie1 wrote: »
    "bit of a cold" mmmmm... not sure it warrants us "manfluzys
    attention quite yet!!:rolleyes: get a hold of yourself...:pac:


    Ok, I was just being brave..Im actually dying. I need a Drip and continuous amounts of soup and sleep.

    On the plus side I look like an extra from a zombie movie.


  • #464
    Fatloss08
    Closed Accounts Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Fatloss08


    this is a bad dose make no escuses

    26th December and still dying with it

    fooking poxy


  • #465
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Ok, I was just being brave..Im actually dying. I need a Drip and continuous amounts of soup and sleep.

    On the plus side I look like an extra from a zombie movie.


    :eek: you've got bird flu have a lemsip :P


  • #466
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    :eek: you've got bird flu have a lemsip :P

    Lol..will I sprout feathers? I already hen peck and caw alot :p
    Urg..feeling totally drained as the day gos on. I had tea for my throat (didnt help).


  • #467
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,182 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Im feeling better today but no thanks to you snivelling sh*ts. :mad:

    You would think you would get some sympathy but NO! :mad:


  • #468
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Berty wrote: »
    Im feeling better today but no thanks to you snivelling sh*ts. :mad:

    You would think you would get some sympathy but NO! :mad:

    There there *pat pat*

    Also, welcome to boards...


  • #469
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Lol..will I sprout feathers? I already hen peck and caw alot :p
    Urg..feeling totally drained as the day gos on. I had tea for my throat (didnt help).

    1/4 of a lmon 3 gloves.
    cininemon, 1/4 of teas spoon
    hotwater
    nutmeg
    Honey
    cup

    poor inagredentsi nto a cup with hot water and drink ule find your self addicted to it :)


  • #470
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Yea but at the moment I can only manage the cup and hot water.


  • #471
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Yea but at the moment I can only manage the cup and hot water.


    tell cdfm hel sort it out for you i promote man flu awearness


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  • #472
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    tell cdfm hel sort it out for you i promote man flu awearness


    Aw thanks..All you need now is a little nurses uniform :p;)


  • #473
    Melion
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Someone help me :(

    I had the dreaded flu for the last 2 weeks. Finally over the snotting etc but now i have the most serious problem. My left ear is all blocked up, i cant hear a thing. Ive tried olive oil(ghey), salt water(no good), baking soda and boiling water(no good). I need my ear back


  • #474
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Hm Melion, that is a most uncomfortable thing. Maybe a visit to the Doc is required (for syringing). Keep with the warmed olive oil for now - tis not an instant cure.

    Also do the old Olbas oil / Friar's Balsam thing cos the blockage may be from your sinuses.


  • #475
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Melion wrote: »
    Someone help me :(

    I had the dreaded flu for the last 2 weeks. Finally over the snotting etc but now i have the most serious problem. My left ear is all blocked up, i cant hear a thing. Ive tried olive oil(ghey), salt water(no good), baking soda and boiling water(no good). I need my ear back


    Old wives cures only work on old wives an are ineffective on manflu-unless you are Daniel O'Donnell.

    You poor thing -go to the chemist and get some real drops and a gargle. Try pinching your nostrils and blowing like you would as you would if your ears were blocked on a plane.

    For a few days I would advise against playing the fender with the Marshall Stacks at 10 and would stick to a practice amp. Sorry mate but thats rock n roll.:cool:


  • #476
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,365 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    This flu is worse than childbirth.


  • #477
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    super_furry wrote: »
    This flu is worse than childbirth.
    I know -I couldnt go thru watching another childbirth -Gross


  • #478
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Aw thanks..All you need now is a little nurses uniform :p;)


    Hold on sa second here IM a dude why would i have a nurse's uniform ?:mad::confused:


  • #479
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Hold on sa second here IM a dude why would i have a nurse's uniform ?:mad::confused:
    To put a little nurse in:D;)


  • #480
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    To put a little nurse in:D;)

    :eek:

    never thaught of that :(


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  • #481
    minxie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    New campaign spread the sneezes! :D
    ive just infected two lads from work..
    have an ikkle case of the sniffles. but am grand!!!:D:D
    spreading it around i say and let us "fluzzzys" ahem...:pac: take
    over boards.ie..:eek::):)


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